Jared Mazzaschi

@jmazz

Pizza pies and fashionable ties. I'm classy but still kinda manly.

Los Angeles
Joined December 2007

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  1. I think it's wrong to try and reanimate 's corpse - there are some sick motherfathers out there

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    “That Time I Took LSD and Got Kicked in the Head at a Butthole Surfers Show” by

  3. He-yump! It's just

  4. I just backed Go-Go Boy Interrupted Season 2 on

  5. Loves me some Wavves - Way Too Much (Official Video) via

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  7. Sometimes I sneak a foot long Subway into BK so I can eat chicken fries and use their bathroom. Best of both worlds.

  8. Sundays are for catching up on all those missed updates! Work anniversary anyone?

  9. Check out 's podcast! The episode was so great! Praying for next! Good shit man!

  10. Roid-droid is the amazing new robot from Janko! He's got hemorrhoids.

  11. Introducing Roid-droid! The fun won't stop with this new robot from Janko. He's got hemorrhoids!

  12. What's on tonight?

  13. Mr. Grey can see my butt now.

  14. Woohoo! Warmest year on record! Ever! Suck it winter!

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    Direct link to THE VOICES trailer: directed by Marjane Satrapi stars Ryan Reynolds &

  16. At the picking up - What's a fella gotta do to get a cran-tini around here?!

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    Our top 5 most popular stories of the year, featuring , , , :

  18. These are the books I read in 2014. Click it up, bitches...

  19. Jared Mazzaschi followed , , and 59 others
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