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@jmair01

That guys crazy! W-why'd he bite me?

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    Apr 4

    🎵I would walk 500 miles🎵 (actual mileage may vary) 🎵And I would walk 500 more🎵 (subject to status) 🎵Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles*🎵 (*Estimate only) 🎵To fall down at your door🎵 (Terms & Conditions apply) - The Disclaimers

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    Mar 28

    Le jump around

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    Mar 14

    Muscle wasting - a challenge for all

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    Mar 10

    Failed right-wing British politician Nigel Farage has called his podcast ‘Farage Against The Machine’ This pissweasel IS the machine - peddling the sort of inane, blame-heavy bullshit that the guys in have been raging against since day one...

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    Mar 5

    We invite all women to take part in our active travel and gender Twitter poll, from Tuesday 6 March – Thursday 8 March

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    Mar 4

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  7. Mar 2

    This is worth bearing in mind for, well, pretty much any situation where you are thinking of criticising someone.

    Ahead of tonight’s just a quick one, remember that the contestants are real people and may well see your nasty Tweets you think are jokes. Guaranteed they’re the ones that will be remembered by them so think before you Tweet! Over and out
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    Feb 26

    NEW Sassy Trump: I'd Have Run In There Without A Weapon -- all 's actual real words that he spoke. Verbatim.

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    Feb 22

    2018: "Brexit Britain will not be a Mad Max dystopian world." - 2019:

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  10. Feb 25

    Completely agree with Mr Baddiel. Coco is a wonderful and very moving film.

    Coco says intensely profound things about memory and mortality and folklore and music and dementia and family and love. But it won't win a Best Film award at any ceremony because it's "just a cartoon". This is just one of many mistakes cultural gatekeepers make.
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    Feb 13

    I like curling, it’s less wear and tear on the body. I wrestled, boxed, and studied martial arts. I have nothing else to prove. Therefore I choose curling.

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    Feb 22

    Amazing: The Papal Bobsled Team Just Took Home Bronze For Vatican City

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    Feb 20

    The new logo and latest image of Jodie Whittaker are online:

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    Feb 17

    you fool! you'll bring their terrible curse down upon us all!!

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    Feb 2

    Meanwhile in New Zealand 🇳🇿

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    Jan 28

    If you wait for the perfect conditions ... you ll never get it done...

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    6 Feb 2017

    Orson Welles pissed out of his mind doing a Paul Masson advert for champagne is my everything.

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    Jan 24

    Saw this and thought of you Chris Oliver

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    Jan 23

    I’ll take that check now,

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    Jan 16

    Weather update: cloudy with a chance of consumption by a fathomless void from which no scream shall echo.

    30 replies 371 retweets 904 likes
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