Jozef Lipovsky

@jlipovsky

iOS Developer Previously

Joined February 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    For goodness' sake, .

    15 replies 65 retweets 221 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 17

    When ransomware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

    196 replies 16,865 retweets 16,585 likes
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    Apr 30

    Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks. A 1995 memo:

    106 replies 4,403 retweets 5,199 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Feb 10

    You say: "We added AI to our product" I hear: "We added a bunch more IF statements to our codebase"

    48 replies 3,423 retweets 5,667 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    As a ~developer~ person, there is *nothing* wrong with saying: - I don't know - I don't understand - I think I've messed up - I need help

    29 replies 534 retweets 748 likes
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    Mar 3

    This is how figures out if it should send you a notification or not. 😱 From:

    31 replies 1,350 retweets 2,637 likes
  7. Feb 13

    Delete your podfile then tell me you’re comfortable with iOS...

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    Jan 26

    680 replies 95,540 retweets 118,825 likes
  9. Jan 4

    Can't wait for 3.0% cash back with debit card functionality! Join the list now to get

  10. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2016

    Current status

    40 replies 3,164 retweets 4,429 likes
  11. Retweeted
    26 Dec 2016

    the best software developers i know delete more code than they write

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  12. Retweeted
    12 Dec 2016

    10 Things You’ll Find Shocking About Asynchronous Operations: 3. 2. 7. 4. 6. 1. 9. 10. 5. 8.

    68 replies 6,703 retweets 9,020 likes
  13. 13 Nov 2016

    Hey transfer to a new account seems pretty much impossible... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    1 reply
  14. Retweeted
    10 Nov 2016

    being handed a legacy codebase you have no idea about

    39 replies 3,539 retweets 4,727 likes
  15. Retweeted
    18 Oct 2016

    iOS Job Interview: Q: How do you debug your code? A: I clean the build folder and it turns out there's no bug.

    10 replies 329 retweets 606 likes
  16. 15 Sep 2016

    Hey , after last update to version 3.6 (on iOS 9.3.5 )...every time I receive PM I am automatically logged out of all teams 😕

    1 reply
  17. Retweeted
    26 Mar 2011

    "90% of coding is debugging. The other 10% is writing bugs"

    31 replies 4,895 retweets 3,551 likes
  18. Retweeted
    3 Jun 2016

    Business owners: If you don't give programmers explicit time for professional development, your production apps will become their test bed.

    15 replies 492 retweets 463 likes
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    24 Jul 2016

    Gary Vaynerchuk FULL Interview at The Breakfast Club

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  20. Retweeted
    2 Apr 2016

    “So you spent all day writing this tiny amount of code?” “No I spent all day thinking about *how* to write this tiny amount of code.”

    25 replies 1,071 retweets 1,390 likes

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