J. Ky Marsh

@jkymarsh

TWERK. TIL. DEATH.

San Francisco
Joined July 2010

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  1. Kind of hard to be on time for work when I have to stop at every steaming sewer grate to rip a sax solo.

  2. thank you google for this valuable news alert

  3. *air drums the drum break from in the air tonight* anyway i'll have u on the weekends and u'll be with ur mom during the week

  4. "Trans people using the wrong bathroom is a public safety issue" shouted a man carrying an assault rifle in the grocery store.

  5. (I'm facing a firing squad) Me: In 2006 I had a Korn song on my MySpace profile *the soldiers don't even need to be told to open fire*

  6. J. Ky Marsh followed , and
  7. Me: have a nice day sir *guy leaves store, gets hit by car crossing street* *i run out, kneel beside him* what did I just fucken tell you

  8. In the near-future, while you're fully-immersed in a lush VR fantasy world battling goblins and claiming their rubies, I will rob your home.

  9. yall ever jump on call of duty just to get your slam poetry out there

  10. I'm still not clear on why people prefer normalize over reset. In all my years, normalize is the only one I ever regret choosing.

  11. Donald Trump wins Florida, joining other triumphant Florida winners such as Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman

  12. Everyday we drift further and further away from god's light

  13. It's important to be your own harshest critic.

  14. 'Space Jam' never gets old - that's because in the sterile environment of space fruit preserves don't spoil. Hi, I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson.

  15. .'s portable device lets you stream from without your phone

  16. Still using FastClick? It might be unnecessary. touch-action CSS property is supported in all major mobile browsers.

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