Monsieur Lakrenge

@jkrenge

Founder and CTO of Munich-based Series A startup . This diem has been carped. Thanks.

San Francisco & Munich
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Joined February 2010
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    Jun 7

    HER: because you're so juvenile this relationship is over ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over

    9 replies 786 retweets 1,913 likes
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    Mar 21

    I'm on the Medieval diet. It's like the Paleo diet, except I eat two pounds of bread per day, contract plague and die in poverty by age 38.7

    12 replies 453 retweets 1,179 likes
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    Jan 28

    My blood type is A+ because I'm the best at everything. Even at having blood.

    27 replies 1,169 retweets 2,484 likes
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    14 Dec 2016

    Goddammit, our standard Sugianto was vanquished instantly! We have no other option. - No! You don't mean... Yes. It's time.

    24 replies 325 retweets 859 likes
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    May 19

    Don't mistake my kindness for weakness, or the fact that i can't open pickle jars without mom's help. also my fear of bees is not weakness

    6 replies 436 retweets 1,288 likes
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    May 27

    ME: Can I have the job please INTERVIEWER: I meant, like, questions ABOUT the job ME: Ah, yes. About the job: Can I have it

    9 replies 443 retweets 1,188 likes
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    May 23

    Feel sorry for all the computer science graduates not realising they're gonna spend most of their time chasing error message copy.

    10 replies 372 retweets 931 likes
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    13 Nov 2013

    "Here's what our product can do" and "Here's what you can do with our product" sound similar, but they are completely different approaches.

    31 replies 1,274 retweets 1,237 likes
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    May 22

    Some sea cucumbers have evolved "anal teeth" to keep fish from nesting in their butts.

    50 replies 137 retweets 534 likes
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    6 Jun 2012

    Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

    77 replies 6,920 retweets 11,024 likes
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    12 Feb 2014

    I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me. I'd scan the crowd at my ballet recitals, and always see that one empty seat.

    47 replies 7,772 retweets 13,524 likes
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    May 10

    If you would prefer to read about the context of James Comey's firing in a non-twitter form, here you go:

    11 replies 251 retweets 634 likes
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    Jan 17

    [trying to climb out of beanbag chair] Divorce?

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    Apr 29

    I can't go to the same barber more than once because I can never remember which lies I told him

    44 retweets 145 likes
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    Mar 22

    BOSS: tell me about susanne ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of them should get away

    37 replies 9,066 retweets 21,440 likes
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    Apr 28

    At summit we're explaining how to manage the during delivery with 🙌🏻 – at JW Marriott

    Wir sind beim Summit mit und in 🙌🏻📦
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    Apr 18

    ME: scalpel NURSE: scalpel M: sclissors N: scissors M: neeble N: are u sure u should operate on ur own brain M: *nods head diagonally* toast

    11 replies 949 retweets 2,406 likes
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    Apr 17

    me trying to take control over my life

    64 replies 3,820 retweets 7,857 likes
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    Apr 16

    Hey internet, is this fair use? We *really* do not want that Infowars uses our graphics for their show, can we do something about this?

    142 replies 223 retweets 1,318 likes
  20. Apr 15

    Are investors too optimistic about Amazon? via

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