Hahahahahahaha omgpic.twitter.com/z94Ok5GGW1
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Someone call Madam Pomfrey because we've got a first degree buuuuuurn over here!
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God, you are a treasure
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She would be a better head of education than that Devos creature...
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Italy wrote a book?
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and they're under a Jamie Oliver dictatorship! (The worst kind of dictatorship, I'm sure you'll agree).
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i'm going to take a guess and say that it was written before his death and just published afterwards
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Pah, speciesm. Zombies write autobios, too
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his book wasn't an autobiography, it was toilet paper.
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Who's dick did you have to suck to get a verification mark?
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whose didn't I?! Where's yours darling?
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It retracted into my body when I looked at your profile
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it retracted from the cheap fabric of that suit you're wearing, darling! Stay blessed.
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Cmon, you can do better than that
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A woman winning the public vote, seems familiar
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a lot of the red part is empty land. Land can't vote
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he won the majority of your outdated voting system. Still 3 Million short of Clintonpic.twitter.com/WyxNDFCZQz
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270 to win he got 306 he won
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yeah, you do understand how the electoral college and gerrymandering works though, right?
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