“Mail me my check.”pic.twitter.com/MOs2wTzD7X
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Yrs ago, I had been in a car accident. Totaled my car. Went to hospital, got my arm wrapped up. Called in next day and my supervisor told me “Well, if you think you have to be out… “
Once was in the middle of a bank robbery during my lunch hour and had to be interviewed by the FBI, LAPD, and the SWAT team that almost shot me because they thought I might be involved. Guess why. Called work and they wanted me to ask the FBI to hurry. I made sure I was last.
Not tell the FBI to hurry up

omfg hahaha
This shit hilarious lmao
What even is this? 
perfectly sums it up
tbf Anakin was straight into that suit and back to the Emperor's side inspecting the Death Star construction pretty much as quickly as possible. Good work ethic, that Vader lad


soo true
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