John Danek

@jjdanek

[code ] [words ] [“danek” basically rhymes with “panic”]

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined November 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 15

    Ever listen to a song and think “wow this is great, what if it had 3 gratuitous shreddy guitar solos?” I did that with The Carpenters’ timeless classic “Rainy Days & Mondays”.

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  2. 8 hours ago

    Hot Ones is just Nardwuar for people who buy whey protein.

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  3. 12 hours ago

    my version of the gas tank always being on E is always being out of Super Likes on tinder

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  4. 15 hours ago

    When shaving this morning, I gave myself a goatee for 4 seconds and in that moment I realized that goatees must be regulated. This is why I am officially endorsing for president.

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    15 hours ago

    A "Gossip Girl" reboot is *officially* happening! HBO Max has ordered 10 episodes. 📱You know you love us. XOXO, .

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    16 hours ago

    'Gossip Girl' reboot a go at HBO Max

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    16 hours ago

    ‘Gossip Girl’ Spinoff Series in the Works at HBO Max

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    16 hours ago

    'Gossip Girl' update lands straight-to-series order at HBO Max

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    16 hours ago

    XOXO

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    17 hours ago

    ATTN. Chewbacca or Wookiee cosplayers at ! Are you available Friday between 3-5:30pm? Send a photo of you in your costume to chewies@teamcoco.com and you could be featured live on .

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  11. 18 hours ago

    “UGGH! LA is so expensive! I’ll never be able to afford my dream place...” *dejectedly closes tab on Hollywood Forever burial plot*

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  12. Jul 16

    The entire tech news industry in one image:

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  13. Jul 16

    you all are far too kind.

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  14. Jul 16

    deleting this joke meant for almost nobody in 10, 9, 8...

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  15. Jul 16

    I wish Sleep and Electric Wizard started a supergroup named Dope and released an album named Thronesmoker.

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  16. Jul 16

    the phrase “hot girls” is redundant all girls are hot everyone is beautiful 112k retweets, 320k likes

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  17. Jul 15

    Link to the full thing:

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  18. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    ICE told one trans woman that if she didn't participate in a photo op with media, she wouldn't receive food. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗳𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴.

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  19. Jul 14

    Got a hat trick over at today!

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  20. Jul 14

    turns out my grammar is bad and embarrassing

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