JJ Asghar

@jjasghar

Father, Eagle Scout, beer and computer nerd. I work with Strategic Technical Alliances at Chef Software making integrations work with Chef, Habitat, and InSpec.

Austin, TX
Joined April 2010

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  1. Aug 26

    Starting my trip to and the first thing someone says to me at the airport is “Sorry, the cloud is down.”

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    Aug 23

    You can now audit platforms using the resource. Get all the details in this blog post by

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    Aug 13

    Oh hey it's that guy learning us some sweet inspec.

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    Aug 13

    Thanks and for getting delicious freebirds for the Austin devops today!!!

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    Aug 4

    Really looking forward to the President's tweet about how terrible & overrated an actor David Tennant is. And how Matt Smith was the better Doctor.

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  6. Aug 8

    Maintaining opensource software, one of the greatest gut feelings you get is when you see all green across the board. You can check it out yourself at

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  7. Jul 31

    Gotta update those docs when you see things out of date! /cc

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  8. Jul 29

    Hey I stole this from Reddit, but I think we need 5to make an official sign: “Beto than Cruz”

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  9. Jul 28

    I just walk through Costco wearing my T-shirt. I feel proud.

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  10. Jul 27

    I’m an official VMware VMworld recognized blogger: I guess I would start taking more notes to put my thoughts to. ;)

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  11. Jul 26

    . just published his first campaign ad! Do the right thing and register to vote, and vote!

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  12. Jul 25

    I just published: To explain a demo cookbook and give you a "drop-in" example pipeline for doing cookbook development in a pure stack. Find me on 's slack at

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  13. Jul 25

    So a lot of political conversations are around political ads, I’ll be honest I haven’t seen any due to years ago. I do my research into the issues, and I’m assuming a lot of the Netflix generation does too. Shouldn’t we change the litmus test?

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  14. Jul 22

    Thanks to ’s teaching I finally got the equivalent to grep in PS! I’m ready to pipe my outputs to Select-String now!

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  15. Jul 18

    Hey! I’ve been accepted to speak about and at at ! Session Title: VMware and Chef: What is the Ecosystem Like and Where Does Everything Fit? Session ID: CODE5541U Session Day: Monday August 27th Session Time: 2:00pm

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  16. Jul 16

    14-15 year old me is shocked I just committed and got merged a patch to a Microsofts product and tooling. He always dreamed of commuting to FreeBSD’s cvs repository, and never though he could in Microsoft’s. My my how the world has changed:

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    Jul 14

    | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| SINCE 1996, THE PRICE OF INSULIN HAS RISEN 1200% FROM $21 A VIAL TO $275 FOR THE SAME EXACT INSULIN |___________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ

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  18. Jul 16

    So sometimes, yes _sometimes_, reading you can (re)learn something. Turns out, I can automatically open my car windows to let the heat out by holding down the unlock button after opening it. Damn straight that helps with the Texas heat.

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  19. Jul 14

    Well I successfully smoke my first batch of ribs. “You should have made two of these,” was the feedback.

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  20. Jul 14

    Learning about temp control on my drinking a michelada in my glass. Peak Texas nerd over here.

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