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When Shakespeare wrote "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" he was talking about having to come up with an idea for dinner every single day.
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Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
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Queer Eye but it's five humanities majors trying to introduce a tech guy to a work of fiction... any work of fiction
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Imagine if every Book is converted into an Animated Book and made 10x more engaging. AI will do this. Huge opportunity here to disrupt Kindle and Audible.
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What's a song that deserves better?
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What do you say first when you see a cat?
Please RT for sample size. This is very important. Thank you in advance.
- Meow or nyaa12.7%
- Pspspsps26.3%
- Cat!49.1%
- Other (comment)11.9%
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when I answer 3 emails
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i dont care about clean energy or advanced robotics. i want scientists to invent a way for me to double jump like mario
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last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again
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Without saying your name, what is your name?
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sometimes a really hot girl has to take a nap in the middle of the day because she is tuckered out. many do not know this!
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I don’t know who these daily revelations are for, but at this point, they should be sent to you privately via email newsletter.
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BOOGIE IN A BOX
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If this isn't a portal to the Faerie Realm then I don't know what is
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i once was in a job interview and they asked me my thoughts of euthanasia and in my head registered anesthesia and i told them i was fine with it because i was euthanized 3 times for surgeries in my life and didn’t realize what i said until afterward. i never got a call back
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why do people keep calling elon “elmo?” it’s so rude. elmo has charisma. And dignity.
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BIG plans for my day off today. Lazing. dillydallying. even lollygagging
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jumpin jehsephat. the pickle boy has misplaced his beluhved hairbrush.
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Boogie has finally found a sitting spot he likes. Day 3.
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Choosing to be child-free doesn’t mean you get to be exempt from kids in public spaces. Children are people too, and the things that lots of folks complain about with kids can also be traced to ableism 😊
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Benoit Blanc talking to detective Pikachu in knives out 3: baw gawd you are some kind of yellow rodent ... mHmmm...
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Good night, dear magical Twitter folk. Tonight I will leave you with "Sleeping" by Fabrice Backes.
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do you ever feel super sad and you’re like wow I am the saddest girl in the world and there is no reason for it I am simply tragic but then realize you’re about to get your period and actually that’s the reason and this happens every month yet is mystifying each time
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Children's authors, what's the wildest question a child has asked you on an author visit.
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Have you ever ... ever ...
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why is hollywood so afraid to talk about why Lindsay Lohan’s twin sister stopped getting work after the parent trap
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I’m so sorry I can’t stop
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sure, books have impacted me (made me yearn to solve a murder mystery on a train)
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The first problem you will encounter as a writer is that someone already came up with the perfect concept and it's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Full stop. This realization may drive you out of writing entirely. There are turtles and a rat and they're ninjas. You can't beat that.
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EMILY DICKINSON: Because I could not stop for Death
He kindly stopped for me
The Carriage held but just Ourselves
And Immortality
ME, NODDING: the Death Cab for Cutie
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I feel the same way about elf on the shelf as everyone who’s always talking about credit scores on here. it’s so new. it wasn’t this way before and it doesn’t have to be this way now
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ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town
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“Cities are dangerous! Move to the countryside!” My good man, I live in England. Nowhere is more treacherous than the English countryside, where old lady detectives chase murderers, fairies steal babies, Old Man Willow entraps travellers and Herne the Hunter stalks the forests.
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holiday gift guide:
1. does your husband have a pocket watch? get him a lovely chain
2. does your wife have beautiful hair? why not get her a beautiful comb?
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In the Xmas season it’s worth remembering that God is under no obligation to make sense to you. If we have glimpsed any truth about him it’s because, in his kindness, he has chosen to condescend aspects of himself to our finite minds. Xmas should provoke humility not certainty.
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The last city-owned Confederate statue in Richmond, Virginia has finally been pulled from its pedestal.
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