So, this Momentum protest yesterday: I tried to take the protesters cookies, and they literally denounced my cookies.
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I had this silly idea that if I just went down there was was terribly nice to everybody it might help, in some way.
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So I bought some cookies and when the protesters arrived I took them down and started offering them to anyone who tried to give me a flyer.
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The first woman declined, politely. The second asked me to repeat myself, glared at me, then snatched the entire bag out of my hand.
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Then she joined the queue to make speeches. When she got the mic, she announced that a capitalist journalist had just tried to buy her off.
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With cookies. I had tried to buy her off with cookies.
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It was at roughly that point that it occurred to me that maybe the colleague who had suggested my cookies idea was bad had been correct.
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At the point I pop up in
@jimwaterson's video I was explaining all this to someone from building services & asking if wanted some cookies.3 replies 2 retweets 26 likes
Would it embarrass you if I posted a video of you accepting someone's unsubscription?pic.twitter.com/4JcFG7Mykc
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It's payback for tagging me in every single one of your tweets and ruining my mentions for a day.
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