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Contrary to "news" reports, I didn't buy the Bea Arthur painting - not even for

@realjeffreyross

- but I did buy the Mona Lisa Lampanelli

3:16 AM · May 25, 2013

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Eww. $115K, tops.

@realjeffreyross

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I bought the nude Chester Arthur

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Pete Christensen

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I'd buy Bea's pic - love that husky voice.

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@MatthewRWBarker

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@realjeffreyross

Didn't pose for your own version of the Bea Arthur painting?

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The Mona Lisa Lampanelli...Is that the one with the pastoral landscape and the girl with the big black dicks?

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oohhh Walter

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isn`t that Moaning Lisa Lampanelli?

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How about a Jodi Arias?

@TypoTheGreatest

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Yeah, but what would the card have said? #HugeLetDown