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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 13

    My new special 'This Is Me Now' is out on now!

    494 replies 650 retweets 3,989 likes
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  2. 9 hours ago

    I’d be a great game show host if it didn’t involve reading....or being nice to Cunts

    89 replies 115 retweets 2,123 likes
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  3. 10 hours ago

    I don’t remember you. But that’s super creepy

    Cleaning up some old videos and found classic in high school production of 🤣😂😜
    35 replies 7 retweets 440 likes
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  4. 16 hours ago

    Come and see me next weekend shows Friday and Saturday

    42 replies 14 retweets 197 likes
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  5. Aug 2

    Dicks!

    6:17
    Jim travels to Israel and dives head first into the circumcision debate.
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    54 replies 66 retweets 722 likes
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  6. Jul 31

    West coast the show starts soon

    21 replies 5 retweets 183 likes
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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    Jim finds the perfect scapegoat for everyone’s Twitter outrage.

    The Twitter Outrage Machine
    New episodes of The Jim Jefferies Show Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.
    110 replies 1,179 retweets 4,049 likes
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  8. Jul 31

    It’s Tuesday! Watch on at 10.30

    42 replies 34 retweets 367 likes
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  9. Jul 31

    Thank you for the food today. My favorite meal in LA hands down

    20 replies 5 retweets 92 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    Tonight on , Jim travels to Israel to talk about circumcision. Are you an or an ? 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.

    49 replies 34 retweets 221 likes
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  11. Jul 27

    Penicillin is overrated

    113 replies 33 retweets 291 likes
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  12. Jul 27

    I’m sitting next to an old bloke who use to be Mr Rodgers assistant. He say that Mr Rodgers use to slap him and say demeaning things.

    103 replies 18 retweets 322 likes
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  13. Jul 27

    Is it illegal to have a wank in plane toilets? Because if it is I’ve never done it.

    186 replies 130 retweets 1,680 likes
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  14. Jul 27

    Fuck I’m bored

    413 replies 117 retweets 1,211 likes
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  15. Jul 27

    The “this is America” music video is ok.. but it isn’t a compelling as the “call me al” by Paul Simon music video

    45 replies 40 retweets 509 likes
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  16. Jul 27

    In the history of man kind no one has every used a gun to protect themselves! They are only ever used to attack

    154 replies 48 retweets 631 likes
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  17. Jul 27

    I’m in an flight and I’ve just been told they don’t have ice!!! Can this day get any worse

    241 replies 6 retweets 362 likes
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  18. Jul 27

    I’m lying it’s shit. Fuck Trader Joe’s

    73 replies 37 retweets 554 likes
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  19. Jul 27

    Just went into Trader Joe’s.....I’ve changed my mind it awesome

    78 replies 34 retweets 611 likes
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  20. Jul 27

    Name some art forms that more people want to do than watch. I’ll start Improv and ballet

    199 replies 16 retweets 256 likes
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  21. Jul 27

    Name me some things that people only pretend to like. I’ll go first Jazz, johnny cash, and other people

    1,984 replies 412 retweets 4,227 likes
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