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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 13

    My new special 'This Is Me Now' is out on now!

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  2. I’d be a great game show host if it didn’t involve reading....or being nice to Cunts

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  3. I don’t remember you. But that’s super creepy

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  4. Come and see me next weekend shows Friday and Saturday

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  5. Aug 2
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  6. Jul 31

    West coast the show starts soon

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  7. Retweeted

    Jim finds the perfect scapegoat for everyone’s Twitter outrage.

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  8. Jul 31

    It’s Tuesday! Watch on at 10.30

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  9. Jul 31

    Thank you for the food today. My favorite meal in LA hands down

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  10. Retweeted

    Tonight on , Jim travels to Israel to talk about circumcision. Are you an or an ? 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.

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  11. Jul 27

    Penicillin is overrated

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  12. Jul 27

    I’m sitting next to an old bloke who use to be Mr Rodgers assistant. He say that Mr Rodgers use to slap him and say demeaning things.

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  13. Jul 27

    Is it illegal to have a wank in plane toilets? Because if it is I’ve never done it.

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  14. Jul 27

    Fuck I’m bored

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  15. Jul 27

    The “this is America” music video is ok.. but it isn’t a compelling as the “call me al” by Paul Simon music video

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  16. Jul 27

    In the history of man kind no one has every used a gun to protect themselves! They are only ever used to attack

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  17. Jul 27

    I’m in an flight and I’ve just been told they don’t have ice!!! Can this day get any worse

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  18. Jul 27

    I’m lying it’s shit. Fuck Trader Joe’s

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  19. Jul 27

    Just went into Trader Joe’s.....I’ve changed my mind it awesome

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  20. Jul 27

    Name some art forms that more people want to do than watch. I’ll start Improv and ballet

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  21. Jul 27

    Name me some things that people only pretend to like. I’ll go first Jazz, johnny cash, and other people

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