Jim Heising

@jimheising

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  1. Jun 9

    I nominate .

    A crime? There is not a single modern R&B song I can find with a hook from Automatic by The Pointer Sisters
  2. Jun 9

    A crime? There is not a single modern R&B song I can find with a hook from Automatic by The Pointer Sisters

  3. Jun 8

    “sleek aesthetics”? WTF happened to, “dude my deck is shredded from all the rad rail slides I pull”.

  4. Jun 6

    Cowboy Bebop Is Getting an American, Live-Action TV Series

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  5. Jun 6

    If this isn’t the best reason to use a graph database for EVERYTHING, I don’t know what is.

  6. Jun 6

    AI can predict if you'll die soon by examining your organs

  7. Jun 2

    Mind blowing. Your brain may only need 200 neurons to differentiate between any face.

  8. Jun 2

    It’s obvious now that “Global Warming” is too soft a term. We all got along better when we fought things named like “Acid Fucking Rain”.

    2 retweets 3 likes
  9. May 31

    One of my nights and weekends projects is finally out in the wild.

  10. May 31

    I love finding stuff like this on Trulia. Like, WTF went down on this farm in the middle of nowhere?

  11. May 27

    I think Hollywood has become NASA— “Yeah we used to put people on the moon, but it’s cheaper, easier, and less risky to send a robot.”

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  12. May 26

    Must admit that I miss the days of 80+ ft AC boats. But I’m definitely looking forward to some great racing this year.

  13. Retweeted
    May 25

    What Happens When Galaxies Collide?

    4 replies 61 retweets 102 likes
  14. May 24

    Whoa-now! So cool to see some of the last stuff I worked on at IFTTT shipped! Congrats — the Applet builder looks amazing!

    1 reply 4 likes
  15. May 24

    YES. Can we just shut down the cheese research industry so that nothing contradicts this in the future?

  16. May 23

    Lego Porsche Crash Test Reminds Us Why We Don't Build Cars Out Of Lego

  17. May 19

    Being rich has jumped the shark.

  18. May 18

    New World’s Hottest Chili Is Deceptively Tiny, Could Send You Into Anaphylactic Shock

  19. May 17

    Any time I lament modern software engineering I say, “hey, at least you don’t need an ODBC driver for that”. Then I feel better.

    1 reply
  20. May 13

    I think the Internet has too much extra time on its hands.

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