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Author of TERMINAL ALLIANCE, LIBRIOMANCER, GOBLIN QUEST, THE STEPSISTER SCHEME, and other fun stuff. Knows where his towel is.

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    1. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
      Replying to @jimchines

      Oh, no. Character has Writer's Block! But mom has a clever suggestion. "You could use your imagination!" #MazeMonsters #WritersBlockSolved!

      1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
    2. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
      Replying to @jimchines

      Character #3: Daniel the computer genius. Parents telling him there's no future in computer games. Heh... #MazeMonsters

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    3. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
      Replying to @jimchines

      Now, back to college, where Daniel, JJ, and Kate need to find a 4th player. Enter BABY TOM HANKS!!! #MazeMonsters

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
      Replying to @jimchines

      Robbie's Mom: "Promise me you won't play that awful game anymore." Which one? Strip Quidditch? Cactus Tag? Human Checkers? #MazeMonsters

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    5. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
      Replying to @jimchines

      JJ is now wearing a WWII pilot cap and goggles. I'm kind of digging his fashion choices here. #MazeMonsters

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
      Replying to @jimchines

      BYOH (Bring Your Own Hat).pic.twitter.com/MYmQNv2jkS

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    7. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
      Replying to @jimchines

      JJ invites Robbie to "intimate party" for Brigitte Bardot. I'm not sure, but I think that's code for group wankfest, right? #MazeMonsters

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    8. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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      Robbie shows up at the party with a bottle of wine, but no safety helmet. Major faux pas! #MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/cNbvZAYnCp

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    9. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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      Kate: "Daniel, this is Robbie. He's level nine!" I'm gonna start introducing everyone like this from now on. #MazeMonsters

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    10. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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      Daniel: "I am the maze controller, the god of this universe I have created." Whatever, dude. Who's the snacks master? #MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/ka1P4aTb2c

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15

      Candles aren't bright enough for me to make out JJ's fourth hat :-( #MazeMonsters

      12:50 PM - 15 Jul 2017
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        2. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          Quick bit of Robbie and Kate falling for each other, then back to a new game, where JJ breaks out the +5 COWBOY HAT! #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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          Backstory time: Robbie had a brother who ran away for no particular reason. Sad Baby Tom Hanks :-( (W/Bonus mirror SBTH.) #MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/3wzWX2v35d

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        4. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          Always wear your feathered hat for painting miniatures! #MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/761PMVbt06

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        5. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          JJ discovers Robbie, Kate are together. Tells his bird, "Do you know no Grant University student has ever committed suicide?" #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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          I'm not convinced this bird is a trained crisis counselor... #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        7. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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          JJ comes up with a plan. "Boy genius suicides in caverns. I'd be immortal!" I don't think he understands how suicide works. #MazeMonsters

          2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        8. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          JJ is wearing the WWII cap and goggles again. So disappointed we didn't get a new hat for this scene. #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        9. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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          JJ delves into the caverns with lantern and torch. (Flashlights hadn't been invented back in 1982.) #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        10. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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          And then suddenly he's back at another M&M gaming session with the group. Huh? But hey, he has a pith helmet now! #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        11. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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          JJ's character jumps into a pit of gold. Daniel: "It's a trap." I give Daniel's delivery 3/10 on the Ackbar scale. #MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/7GwEkTqXPm

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        12. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          JJ talking about his idea for a new game. "In all modesty, it's the most intriguing concept for the game I've ever heard of." #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        13. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          And they're off! JJ is running a game in the cavern, complete with costumes and a skeleton he bribed a teacher to borrow. #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        14. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          Suddenly, bats! Very chirpy bats... #MazeMonsters

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        15. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          How many hit points does a skeleton-fellating-a-flashlight have? #MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/5IwluZC4f0

          1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
        16. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
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          Random monster attacks. "Have any of you seen my flashlight?" #MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/QV2wttAQfW

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        17. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          Kate: "The most frightening monsters are the ones that exist in our minds." And the ones who made this movie. #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
        18. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          And people who hang the toilet paper roll facing backward. #MazeMonsters

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        19. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          We pause for Robbie's game-induced psychotic break...or maybe the intro to a James Bond film? #MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/wXMVsudciy

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        20. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          Robbie is breaking up with Kate because James Bond told him to :-( #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        21. Jim C. Hines‏Verified account @jimchines Jul 15
          Replying to @jimchines

          Kate: "This is just like last time, it's deja vu!" Just how many guys has Kate lost to game-induced breaks with reality? #MazeMonsters

          1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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