Mom redecorated the guy's bedroom as an early birthday present. Somehow I don't think the RPGs are the real problem here...
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JJ invites Robbie to "intimate party" for Brigitte Bardot.
I'm not sure, but I think that's code for group wankfest, right?
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Robbie shows up at the party with a bottle of wine, but no safety helmet. Major faux pas!
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Kate: "Daniel, this is Robbie. He's level nine!" I'm gonna start introducing everyone like this from now on.
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Daniel: "I am the maze controller, the god of this universe I have created." Whatever, dude. Who's the snacks master?
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Candles aren't bright enough for me to make out JJ's fourth hat :-(
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Quick bit of Robbie and Kate falling for each other, then back to a new game, where JJ breaks out the +5 COWBOY HAT!
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Backstory time: Robbie had a brother who ran away for no particular reason. Sad Baby Tom Hanks :-( (W/Bonus mirror SBTH.)
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Always wear your feathered hat for painting miniatures!
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JJ discovers Robbie, Kate are together. Tells his bird, "Do you know no Grant University student has ever committed suicide?"
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I'm not convinced this bird is a trained crisis counselor...
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JJ comes up with a plan. "Boy genius suicides in caverns. I'd be immortal!" I don't think he understands how suicide works.
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JJ is wearing the WWII cap and goggles again. So disappointed we didn't get a new hat for this scene.
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JJ delves into the caverns with lantern and torch. (Flashlights hadn't been invented back in 1982.)
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And then suddenly he's back at another M&M gaming session with the group. Huh? But hey, he has a pith helmet now!
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JJ's character jumps into a pit of gold. Daniel: "It's a trap." I give Daniel's delivery 3/10 on the Ackbar scale.
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JJ talking about his idea for a new game. "In all modesty, it's the most intriguing concept for the game I've ever heard of."
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And they're off! JJ is running a game in the cavern, complete with costumes and a skeleton he bribed a teacher to borrow.
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Suddenly, bats! Very chirpy bats...
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How many hit points does a skeleton-fellating-a-flashlight have?
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Random monster attacks. "Have any of you seen my flashlight?"
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Kate: "The most frightening monsters are the ones that exist in our minds." And the ones who made this movie.
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