Opening shot of police siren in Rona Jaffe's Mazes and Monsters reminds me of old Police Squad/Naked Gun intros. #MazeMonsters
-
His mother just touched the spike on his helmet and said, "You've grown." I have questions.
#MazeMonsters
Mom redecorated the guy's bedroom as an early birthday present. Somehow I don't think the RPGs are the real problem here...
#MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/5qRlh1Ax3C
-
-
Guy, named JJ, also has a bird named Merlin who just announced "Birds can't talk."
#MazeMonsters -
Next character intro. Sadly, she has no helmet. "I'm never going to get married anyway. I'm going to be a famous writer!"
#MazeMonsters -
Why didn't anyone ever tell me these things were mutually exclusive???
#MazeMonsters -
Oh, no. Character has Writer's Block! But mom has a clever suggestion. "You could use your imagination!"
#MazeMonsters#WritersBlockSolved! -
Character #3: Daniel the computer genius. Parents telling him there's no future in computer games. Heh...
#MazeMonsters -
Now, back to college, where Daniel, JJ, and Kate need to find a 4th player. Enter BABY TOM HANKS!!!
#MazeMonsters -
Robbie's Mom: "Promise me you won't play that awful game anymore." Which one? Strip Quidditch? Cactus Tag? Human Checkers?
#MazeMonsters -
JJ is now wearing a WWII pilot cap and goggles. I'm kind of digging his fashion choices here.
#MazeMonsters -
-
JJ invites Robbie to "intimate party" for Brigitte Bardot. I'm not sure, but I think that's code for group wankfest, right?
#MazeMonsters -
Robbie shows up at the party with a bottle of wine, but no safety helmet. Major faux pas!
#MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/cNbvZAYnCp
-
Kate: "Daniel, this is Robbie. He's level nine!" I'm gonna start introducing everyone like this from now on.
#MazeMonsters -
Daniel: "I am the maze controller, the god of this universe I have created." Whatever, dude. Who's the snacks master?
#MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/ka1P4aTb2c
-
Candles aren't bright enough for me to make out JJ's fourth hat :-(
#MazeMonsters -
Quick bit of Robbie and Kate falling for each other, then back to a new game, where JJ breaks out the +5 COWBOY HAT!
#MazeMonsters -
Backstory time: Robbie had a brother who ran away for no particular reason. Sad Baby Tom Hanks :-( (W/Bonus mirror SBTH.)
#MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/3wzWX2v35d
-
Always wear your feathered hat for painting miniatures!
#MazeMonsterspic.twitter.com/761PMVbt06
-
JJ discovers Robbie, Kate are together. Tells his bird, "Do you know no Grant University student has ever committed suicide?"
#MazeMonsters -
I'm not convinced this bird is a trained crisis counselor...
#MazeMonsters -
JJ comes up with a plan. "Boy genius suicides in caverns. I'd be immortal!" I don't think he understands how suicide works.
#MazeMonsters - 46 more replies
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.