Jill TwissOvjeren akaunt

@jilltwiss

Writer for . Author of the Better Bundo Book. Order "The Someone New" here:

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2008.

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    I really didn't want the message of welcoming Someone New to be this timely. I am at a loss for how to fix the adults, but I have so so so much hope for our children. I guess this is just me reminding you about this book

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  2. How is today technically the first day of the primary that has clearly been going on since I was 9 years old? (Also I'm REAL jealous of those of you that get to go caucus for tonight.)

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    I am sorry but the Iowa caucus is meaningless to me and the results should routinely be discounted. These are people who were tricked by a conman into buying band uniforms for children who couldn’t even play instruments.

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    Just finished decorating a Marlon Bundo cake for my daughter's 8th birthday!

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    my italian teacher told us we were getting a real psychic to come into class and it turned out we were learning the future tense

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  7. 31. sij

    In fairness, once I told a kid that I couldn't play volleyball with him because "I'm on the Olympic volleyball team, and don't want to pull a hamstring and let down America"

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  8. 31. sij

    If this worked, every third grade classroom in America would have 392 raccoons

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    In 2nd class my teacher said we had special visitors in the school and we were all so excited but it turns out she was talking about head lice.

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  10. 31. sij

    The Good Place premiered in Sept. 2016 and I realize as I watch the finale that it's been here for the entire Trump administration, and it's been my constant reminder that there's another way to be

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  11. 30. sij

    Well I have learned that there is a high school mascot called the Cornjerkers and I am DELIGHTED

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  12. 30. sij

    I still remember when my 10th grade English teacher told us we were going to have a special guest FOR WEEKS and then the special guest turned out to be him in a hat.

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  13. 30. sij

    "Sixty-four is the most pages anything has ever been. This is longer than Frog and Toad Are Friends, which is the longest book."

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  14. 29. sij
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  15. 29. sij

    I am just the biggest fan of Elizabeth Warren, her work ethic, her genuine compassion, her follow-through, and her positive campaign. Knowing she's out there makes me feel a little bit more optimistic about the state of the world right now.

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  16. 28. sij

    I haven't MEMORIZED the Constitution, but I think now if Bolton is called to testify, he must do it in the form of a rap battle.

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  17. 26. sij

    Well it would be insane not to end this thread by mentioning that I wrote a book FILLED with good animals names (and, you know, other stuff)

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  18. 25. sij

    Guys I just decided that "Miss Agatha Dipsynoodle Sometimes Eats Bees" would be a good name for a children's book

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  19. 25. sij

    Chief Justice Atticus Wonton finds every one of you not guilty

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  20. 25. sij

    Agatha Dipsynoodle sometimes eats bees

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  21. 25. sij

    Mr Pancakes will take a treat please and thank you

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