Tix are live! So excited to be premiering my comedic solo show as part of this year's Hollywood Fringe Festival in June! link in bio 🗡️
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i love listening to the radio in 2023. just heard an ad say "are you tired of your teeth? do you wish you could get them all removed and replaced with new ones? we can do that at (place)." no further explanation. there were so many air horns
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I hope they do manage to ban social media for kids under 18 so I can be part of a special class of people who got exposed to it as a child like the people who grew up with leaded gasoline.
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wouldn't it be so crazy if assistants went on strike lol 🤪 that would be so funny haha 🤭 we should do it 🙂
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same energy
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Ryan Gosling on playing Ken in ‘BARBIE’: “Up until this point, I only knew Ken from afar. I didn't know Ken from within. I doubted my Ken-ergy. I didn't see it. But Margot [Robbie] and Greta [Gerwig] conjured this out of me.”
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when there’s a fifteen minute monologue from the main character at the end of any play i write
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every truly good coffee shop has an old guy that sits in the corner and sketches people. he's there every day in the same spot and he's pure of heart and mind. this is true in every city
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much to consider
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Last selfie is who you are on the outside and the last meme you saved is who you are on the inside (true) twitter.com/FyrusYT/status…
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me: computer say you're alive and hungry
computer: i am alive and hungry
me (loading single bullet into gun): may god forgive us for stealing the divine fire of creation
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kinda bananas that over 4 years since my dad's hotel carpet IG went viral it's still getting buzz... enjoy this new Eurowings inflight magazine mini story!
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HAPPY #NCBD! Today is the day u can walk into ur local comic shop and ask for the Chloe Brailsford Special (they won’t understand, but you can probably find it on the shelf urself!), cuz my FIRST-PUBLISHED COMICS WORK IS OUT. It’s a little thing, but it’s a big deal for me 🥹🥹🥹
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Introducing: Adriatica, a fake Croatian village on a man-made lake in the middle of McKinney, Texas🫡
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All I ask is for one city in the US to look like this. Just one!
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I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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Happy holidays to my people.
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If you read this series in middle school, you’re LGBT now.
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what if we pronounced bob iger like we pronounce bon iver
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getting covid in december 2022 is so vintage of me... very much giving throwback thursday.... a callback if you will
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obsessed with showing phlebotomists just how chill I am about the whole thing. look at me asking you about your kids while you take my blood. tell me I'm so much cooler than those other wimps you saw today
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first date idea: i throw a tantrum at dinner because they tell me they don’t have dr pepper
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YOUTH PASTOR, TRYING NOT TO CRY: d-drag race is pretty cool, b-but you know who else was... was... was serv... serving c... you know who else was serv... [TAKES A SLOW DRINK OF WATER]
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My friend: What up big boss. You ready for the game? Want a beer?
Me (wanting a rosewater macaroon but worried about seeming feminine): You got any fuckin... tiny delights?
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one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants
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Left my AirPods at home but luckily im getting a Big Fan of Les Miserables vibe from everyone on this bus
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quite beautiful to me that one of the most accomplished songwriters of a generation, someone capable of real poetry, also wrote the line “they took all the trees and put them in a tree museum”
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