Sophie

@jil_slander

Hey kid, wanna see a fake leg?

Brooklyn
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    10. pro 2019.

    Talked with about luxuriating, not having feet, and the deep unseatable need to look fabulous at all times

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  2. prije 1 sat

    Absolutely fuck my little worm brain for casting me into a nap and dreaming up a thinkpiece that basically goes “if you’re a lesbian and don’t call your partner ‘mommy’ during sex, you are the problem”

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  3. prije 3 sata

    If anyone in Crown Heights hears hysterical screaming it's just me trying to put this duvet cover on for the next 45 minutes xo

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  4. prije 4 sata

    Ok..... think abt it ..... prosthetic legs that look like this and slowly turn me into a mushroom

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  5. prije 5 sati
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  6. prije 15 sati

    I love how years later I still know I posted this bc a girl I liked in 12th grade made out with some guy in the bathroom at a house party I was at

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  7. prije 15 sati

    Weirdest part of being double leg amputee? Well earlier I tried to wiggle my toes and was just like "??????"

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  8. prije 20 sati

    Obsessed with myself ..... thank u Lamictal 💕

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  9. prije 22 sata

    Upset abt 50 First Dates. Like sorry imagine waking up pregnant on a sailboat and Adam Sandler comes up to you and tells you he’s the dad and you agreed to all this shit

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  10. prije 22 sata
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  11. 5. velj

    I have a crush on whoever was driving the yellow Jeep I saw in Pennsylvania that had a window sticker that said in Austin Powers font “sorry boys, Jeeps are for girls!”

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  12. 5. velj

    Small detail of life but since I got my first pair of prosthetic legs I have gone from having to pick my way down the stairs at a glacial pace to being able to walk down them at normal speed :’)

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  13. 5. velj

    Me in college using the word “palimpsest” in an essay

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  14. 5. velj

    Billie Eilish’s brother...... surveillance immediately .............

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  15. 5. velj

    Brains dumb as shit. Woke up at 4AM and thought someone was standing in my doorway holding a Big Gulp and actually screamed but it was my tote bags hanging on my bedroom door

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  16. 5. velj

    Pete kisses men the way I also kiss men (I am a lesbian)

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  17. 5. velj

    Ppl really in my Instagram message requests asking who takes my prosthetic legs off before sex. ...... not you babe

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  18. 5. velj

    Hm. I don’t think I will!

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  19. 5. velj

    Hey does anyone know why? Just in general

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  20. 5. velj

    I love caffeine and being strikingly beautiful and also a little scary xo

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  21. 5. velj

    Pavlov’d myself by crying on the subway so many times that now whenever I take the train my eyes well up

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