saw quotes

Keep your kink out of the Moana tag, thanks.

GORDON: You know John, you might have a better chance at recovery if you didn’t insist on testing each of your traps on yourself first. JIGSAW: Didn’t ask. Amanda I need you to kidnap another nurse who doesn’t appreciate life for me I’ve come down with the consumption.

Oh wow you actually forgave your childhood bully? Haha oh man that was like… crazy I didn’t expect you to sacrifice your left hand for that guy. I mean that’s fine that’s what the test was just. Wow. Maybe he’s right you are kind of a pushover haha like that dude sucked.

Hello Owen. You’ve spent years telling girls on Tinder you’re dying of a rare genetic disorder you don’t even have, just to get them to send you pity nudes. Well now you’re the one whose nude, and I’ve given you a special disease of my own making: COVID-19.

Hello Jack. For years you have survived off the misfortune of others, as a scam artist and a thief. And now you hold the implement which will either free you, or burn you as you’ve burned so many others: a candle. Jack, listen to me, if you want to survive this you must

I want all my subjects to survive their tests. And it’s only a little bit funny to me when they get their dome blown off or drown in my pig juice trap. But mostly I want them to do well.

Can you collect all fifteen trading cards hidden throughout this level, unlocking the secret “Big Head” mode? Or will you suffer another day without the fun Easter Egg that gives your player character the SD (“super deformed”) style associated with Japanese chibi? The choice is y

May the Fourth be With You

ooo i hate your ass

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I’ll be honest I don’t think you can get out of this one. I think I vastly overestimated how much of your skin can be covered in third degree burns before you succumb to your injuries. I thought it was like 80-85% but it’s like way less than that actually.

You couldn’t shut your trap, and so now I’m closing mine ! *giant mouse trap goes off snapping your spine in half*

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I forgot to wish you all a Happy New Year. As a show of contrition, I will give myself until midnight to find a way to release the chain bindings that pierce my skin… for if I don’t, the giant ball at the top of this cage will drop, ripping my balls and taint and ass to pieces.

I’m not scared of Ghostface. Oooo I’m a killer but I could be anybody behind the mask so I’m going trip a bunch? Yawn. Seen it. Wearing my Pig Mask meanwhile gives you +5 agility and a 30s cooldown on your ultra.