Jordan Hoffman on Twitter: "imagine running late for work because Jared Leto is doing this in the subway… "

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1. Jason‏ @jasonosia Apr 6
  Replying to @jhoffman
  
  when did Jared Leto become Tom Green
  
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1. Kent‏ @pugglepudge Apr 6
  Replying to @jhoffman
  
  Imagine running late for work because you beat the beard off Jared Leto for doing this in the subway.
  
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1. Aaron Korber‏ @aaron_korber Apr 6
  Replying to @jhoffman
  
  He's such a douchbag.
  
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1. Mr. Reggae Ambassador, Mike Sylvester‏ @TigerGD Apr 6
  Replying to @jhoffman @marcbernardin
  
  Here in Southern California, we just call that "traffic." I almost missed a plane once, because Todd Bridges was getting arrested on the shoulder of the freeway.
  
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1. Mackenzie Parker‏ @WhenYouGoMac Apr 6
  Replying to @jhoffman @marcbernardin
  
  He just insists on himself doesn’t he?
  
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1. Matt Law‏ @aboutmattlaw Apr 5
  Replying to @jhoffman
  
  I like when the internet does stuff like thispic.twitter.com/INhCxuk00m
  
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1. Anthony Nash‏ @_anthonynash Apr 5
  Replying to @jhoffman @JeffGrubb
  
  I’d just call out and text that picture to my job
  
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1. It's Mike Earwicker‏ @Mike_Earwicker Apr 7
  Replying to @jhoffman
  
  This would be the BEST reason to be late for work. Also...unless you have photo evidence (like you do!)...nobody would ever believe it! Thanks for sharing Jordan...that picture made my day! #
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1. Simon Harrison‏ @slhharrison Apr 6
  Replying to @jhoffman
  
  "Because Jard Leto" is the name of my new Mathrock band.
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1. James Healey‏ @SwedishLincoln Apr 6
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  That’s Penn Station lol
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