Josh Garnham

@jgarnham

Sci-fi fan, gamer, engineer & generally curious human. Currently building a bank at Monzo. Previously iCloud @ .

London
Joined December 2008
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    Aug 15

    📣 Hi there folks! Coming from London we have . Welcome Josh to the 7th edition of NSSpain!

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    Jun 22

    if ICE: ➡️ stops you ➡️ stops your vehicle ➡️ is at your door ➡️ detains you

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    Jun 13

    Monzo launches its “bank of the future” in the US

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    Jun 6

    remember when a gay man made a gay computer and used it to save the world from overwhelming evil and he was rewarded with checks notes chemical torture resulting in his suicide anyway happy beep boop

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    Jun 4

    It’s heart-warming how many people are noting ’s celebration of working nights’n’weekends and refusing to applaud extractive sacrifices. Overwork isn’t cool, especially not on a regular, expected, and self-imposed schedule. Deal with a crisis, sure. A release ain’t that.

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    May 30

    Brands during Pride month: 🌈 Exxon: no matter who you love, we’ll make sure your children don’t have a livable planet 🌈 Amazon: we treat all of our warehouse workers like dirt, regardless of their sexual orientation 🌈 Raytheon: our tomahawk missiles don’t discriminate

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  7. Jun 1

    It’s that time again. LHR ✈️ SFO.

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    May 28
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    So proud to be a part of this awesome group of speakers! Thanks to for taking such a bold stance for diversity and making this amazing experience happen! 🙌

    Here are our amazing speakers being all serious on stage! We’re so proud to have them here and thankful for their great talks! 🙏👩🏻‍💻👩🏼‍💻👩🏽‍💻👩🏾‍💻👩🏿‍💻
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    May 10

    Dear junior engineers, Please do not always defer to senior engineers. You are in a good position to see that something doesn't make common sense. In fact you may be the keepers of the common sense, having not yet forgotten it. Thank you

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  10. Mar 25

    Most interesting Apple event I’ve watched in a loooong time. Especially on the Apple Card front. Lots of interesting things going on there, both technically and design wise. Exciting times!

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    Mar 25

    TL;DR on Apple's event: • Netflix for magazines • Netflix for games • Netflix for movies/TV …and we made a credit card

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    Mar 21

    Last year's blog post on diversity & inclusion was the reason I decided to apply for job at Monzo. I'm so glad I did, it's amazing to work at a place that takes it so seriously. And it shows in the way we work with each other 💙💙💙

    We're committed to building an inclusive culture that supports a diverse team. Check out the progress we've made in the last 12 months, and our plans to improve.
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    Feb 12

    With the great power of protocols in Swift comes great responsibility. Here’s at our last event looking at how we can push protocols to their limits.

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    28 Dec 2018

    "Every application must have an inherent amount of irreducible complexity. The only question is who will have to deal with it." – Larry Tesler of Xerox PARC

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  15. 26 Dec 2018

    iCloud Drive bug deletes 20 or so files. Apple Support: It’s a glitch. Me: … so can I rely on iCloud Drive and Apple’s services? Apple Support: Well it’s not really Apple’s, it’s just some hard drives. You put your data on them. 👏

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    30 Oct 2018

    The copywriting on the new Mac Mini site is so delightfully perfect

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    30 Oct 2018

    I’m way more excited about today’s Apple event then I was about last months iPhone event. The iPad has so much potential and I hope we will see a preview of new software features.

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    5 Oct 2018

    Gambling: 'A banking app helped me beat my addiction'

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  19. 10 Aug 2018

    Jumping on the Mastodon bandwagon to see what it’s like. I’m @jgarnham@mastodon.social. Will still be on Twitter for now too.

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  20. 4 Aug 2018

    Whatttttt 😃

    It is an unexpected but delightful surprise to find myself excited and invigorated to be returning to Jean-Luc Picard and to explore new dimensions within him. Read my full statement in the photo. Photo:
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