Jezen Thomas

@jezenthomas

Software developer. Occasional public speaker. Makes jokes sometimes.

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Joined December 2009
Born on June 22
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Mar 2015

    Sometimes I feel bad about my code being tightly coupled, but then I remember that you need to quit iTunes before you can update Xcode. ಠ_ಠ

    16 replies 1,064 retweets 1,572 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    Owned.

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  3. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Front end development in a nutshell...

    25 replies 1,700 retweets 2,021 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    type theory and the lambda calculus are eternal, and trans-universal. learn those, get comfortable with them. all else is fashion and fad

    Front end development in a nutshell...
    2 replies 15 retweets 38 likes
  5. Jun 6

    Everyone needs one of these cars ❤️🚗 …

    1 reply 4 likes
  6. Jun 4

    I see the religion of peace has visited my father's street, with their van of peace and their knives of peace. Ignorance is Strength.

    2 replies 7 likes
  7. Jun 3

    When Trump said "braggadociously" I laughed and thought it was a made-up word. I learned that it isn't, and it's been bothering me for days.

    3 replies 9 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Functional programming is for everybody, including and especially beginners! Learn more on our YouTube channel.

    30 retweets 72 likes
  9. Jun 2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 What a magnificent man ❤️

    4 retweets 6 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 29

    Pedestalization and fixation on well known community members retards progress.

    3 replies 3 retweets 15 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    me: stack build --resolver lts-2.2 --install-ghc woman, next to me in cafe: ugh my skype calls are so buggy me, the literal worst: hm

    1 reply 11 retweets 64 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 1
    Replying to

    36. I don't care how easy it is to write correct programs in a language, I care about how hard it is to write wrong ones.

    8 replies 116 retweets 196 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 31
    Replying to

    6. Multi-paradigm is a synonym for « we implemented each paradigm wrong »

    2 replies 40 retweets 91 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    JIRA is rolling out stories

    48 replies 806 retweets 1,553 likes
  15. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2014

    Steps to becoming a great Haskell programmer: 1.) Pick a problem. 2.) Write a solution with Haskell any way you can. 3.) Repeat.

    8 replies 87 retweets 89 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 31
    Replying to

    Experience should teach people to know that there is almost never enough time to learn everything.

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  17. May 31

    You people don't waste time

    4 retweets 5 likes
  18. May 31

    ❌ How can I refactor this? ✅ How will refactoring this impact the business?

    2 replies 17 retweets 38 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 31

    Today I’m getting a reminder that building the right system is more important than building the system right.

    1 reply 18 retweets 32 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 31

    Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!

    50,404 replies 85,905 retweets 209,169 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 30

    Someone already made a JavaScript testing framework called covfefe right

    7 retweets 19 likes

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