Jezen Thomas

@jezenthomas

Software developer. Occasional public speaker. Makes jokes sometimes.

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Joined December 2009
Born on June 22

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Mar 2015

    Sometimes I feel bad about my code being tightly coupled, but then I remember that you need to quit iTunes before you can update Xcode. ಠ_ಠ

  2. 2 hours ago
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 6
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    type theory and the lambda calculus are eternal, and trans-universal. learn those, get comfortable with them. all else is fashion and fad

  5. Jun 6
  6. Jun 4

    I see the religion of peace has visited my father's street, with their van of peace and their knives of peace. Ignorance is Strength.

  7. Jun 3

    When Trump said "braggadociously" I laughed and thought it was a made-up word. I learned that it isn't, and it's been bothering me for days.

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Functional programming is for everybody, including and especially beginners! Learn more on our YouTube channel.

  9. Jun 2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 What a magnificent man ❤️

  10. Retweeted
    May 29

    Pedestalization and fixation on well known community members retards progress.

  11. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    me: stack build --resolver lts-2.2 --install-ghc woman, next to me in cafe: ugh my skype calls are so buggy me, the literal worst: hm

  12. Retweeted
    Jun 1
    Replying to

    36. I don't care how easy it is to write correct programs in a language, I care about how hard it is to write wrong ones.

  13. Retweeted
    May 31
    Replying to

    6. Multi-paradigm is a synonym for « we implemented each paradigm wrong »

  14. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    JIRA is rolling out stories

  15. Retweeted
    9 Dec 2014

    Steps to becoming a great Haskell programmer: 1.) Pick a problem. 2.) Write a solution with Haskell any way you can. 3.) Repeat.

  16. Retweeted
    May 31
    Replying to

    Experience should teach people to know that there is almost never enough time to learn everything.

  17. May 31
  18. May 31

    ❌ How can I refactor this? ✅ How will refactoring this impact the business?

  19. Retweeted
    May 31

    Today I’m getting a reminder that building the right system is more important than building the system right.

  20. Retweeted
    May 31

    Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!

  21. Retweeted
    May 30

    Someone already made a JavaScript testing framework called covfefe right

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