At one point in my life my sexual fantasy was Jenny McCarthy. Gonna go ahead and give a prayer of thanks that one never came true.
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Where is Chris Pine making me pancakes!
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WHERE IS OSCAR ISAAC SHOWERING WITH MY SOAP
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I'm really outraged that 6 nubile young men haven't shown up to bring me martinis and peel grapes for my budgie. WTAF!
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