julia adams valencia

@jewels390

mid-twenty something, UMich Law ‘21, book obsessed, aspiring public defender, Jesus feminist. enneagram 1 (she/her/hers)

Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    4. tra 2016.

    "She slept with wolves without fear, for the wolves knew a lion was among them."

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  2. prije 3 sata

    Me when a cop starts lying on the stand 🧐

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  3. prije 3 sata
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  4. prije 4 sata

    Wedding photos are in 😍

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    How to make friends as an adult: 1. Say "we should hang!" 2. Do not hang. 3. Say "we should hang!" 6 months later. 4. Cancel. 5. Reschedule. 6. Respect their cancelation. 7. Reschedule. 8. Actually hang. 9. Say "we should do this more often!" 10. Die.

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    This is why we used to make our own homemade tampons in prison.

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    To steal from , basing who you think will win the Deomcratic nomination on the Iowa results is like basing who you thought would win the Superbowl on the first 7 seconds of gameplay.

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    The Texas prison medical director makes almost half a million a year. The agency is literally being sued for not giving Hep C treatment, and I'm still getting regular letters from guys who can't get teeth or limbs. Priorities.

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    Money. This is about money. There's nothing deeper to this. No ideology, no shift in world views, no fundamental principles. Just money. Google's 2029 revenue was just released. They took in $162 billion last year. Google wants more. Here's what they are willing to do for it.

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    Today a juror was asked if any of his family or friends had any contact w law enforcement etc and he was like well my dad worked for the mob so yes and all of us were like I’m sorry Whomst 🧐

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    Remember how I'm banned from Airbnb forever because I have a criminal record? Well I'm looking for an Airbnb-like arrangement in LA in March if anyone can hook up a back channel. I promise my 5 and 7 year old drug convictions have no bearing on my ability to be a decent lodger.

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    You may have heard that getting rid of bail in NY has let dangerous people go free. The real story is that innocent people arrested on low-level offenses are able to go home instead of to jail if they’re poor.

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    When you can answer the question, “Do you treat bodies with dignity and respect” from the church parking lot...

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    Honestly, what kind of monster do you have to be to look at an election process that actively disenfranchises disabled and Deaf people, second shift workers, and returned citizens and think “you know what we should fix? The one part of this that was working just fine”

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    I’ve been talking a lot of shit about Iowa but honestly I have nothing but respect for the curmudgeonly poll volunteers who were like “I’m not downloading that damn app when I can do the calculations on paper just fine”

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    The one good thing about this Iowa disaster is that the next time someone tries to insist that requiring use of an app to access something is okay because “everyone has a smartphone”, I can just gesture vaguely in the direction of Des Moines

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    4. velj

    A day in the life: Incarcerated client(s) not present to which the bailiffs respond “he’s incarcerated but we don’t know where he is so we couldn’t bring him.” The court nods and continue sounding the docket.

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    My face when a private attorney representing a client tells the court they are ready for trial, the client yells out “wait, I want a plea!” And the attorney yells back in open court “no, you had your chance to plea, now you’re going to trial!”

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    IM REPOSTING IT AGAIN BECAUSE IM EXCITED AND WILL PROBABLY DO THIS SEVERAL MORE TIMES TODAY BUT I AM SO PROUD OF .

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    Going to start channeling Mayor Pete on the job hunt and just outright thanking places for hiring me in the cover letter. What's the worst that could happen?

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    This is how a pangolin probes an insect tunnel with its extremely long tongue. It retrieves prey with the help of a very sticky saliva. Once this insectivorous mammal has finished its lunch, it will head back to its burrow to resume a largely solitary life

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