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@jevakallio

chaos bundle of fun • software engineer • comedian • improviser • writer • bad-ass mc • host • he/him

London, England
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Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2008.
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    Welcome all new followers from that programming tweet that's doing numbers. In this feed we like to enjoy a diversity of content, I would kindly appreciate if you supported our Good Vibes policy and also liked the less fortunate tweets like above,, thanks, Management

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    New rule, programmers are not allowed to vote

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  3. prije 18 sati

    When you finally figure out you're a dumbass and realise that everyone who called you dumbass all your life was just giving you helpful feedback

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    Hey guys, was let go from my job today 😟. If anyone has any leads, please let me know. I’ve attached my resume. References upon request!

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  5. prije 22 sata

    I know exactly who out there needs to hear this, and having a beard is still not an adequate replacement for a personality

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    There are only 6 kinds of tweet: 1. I feel drunk but I'm sober 2. I'm young and I'm underpaid 3. I'm tired but I'm working, yeah 4. I care but I'm restless 5. I'm here but I'm really gone 6. I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby

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    everybody's out here like "be gay do crimes" but pete buttigieg rigs ONE election and SUDDENLY,

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    I got high because I didn't want to think about stuff and now I'm high and thinking about stuff and its way worse

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    the plan? develop an app that would be used to track the results of the iowa caucus that crashes so they can’t announce a winner

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    I don't really know prices in this world particularly well, but $70,000 dollars to develop an app of this importance seems like....not that much money?

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    Was the victim of crime today but I received very little sympathy from the members of this group chat I found on Facebook

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    seeing some suggest that mayor pete should be in prison but as we all know that would require him to have at least one conviction

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    Hey dude, I saw that you're going gentle into that good night. That's awesome, I think it's a really good idea. Just curious though, have you thought about raging against the dying of the light? I can go into more detail if that sounds intriguing at all. Let me know

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    In Pete’s defense, declaring something a success when there’s no data to suggest so and then moving on to next meaningless project is actually what McKinsey consultants are trained to do

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    twitter needs a close friends feature bc i got a) shit to say and b) a job to keep

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    Joe Biden: Tell me how the primaries are going, Barack. Tell me again how they're going. Barack Obama, loading a .38 revolver: They're going just great Joe. You're up 10 points, maybe even more. I'm even going to give you an endorsement tomorrow.

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    Cool, now tell us how many incels, radical nationalists and future school shooters they generated

    Wow. Google announcing YouTube's annual ad revenue for the first time. YouTube ads generated $15 billion!
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    I had a dream this weekend. It’s Nov 3. The voting machines are powered by React. A bug in the app leads to missing votes. As the nation descends into chaos and Trump declares himself Eternal President, I run git bisect to discover I broke useEffect. Curb music starts playing.

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    I've worked professionally in software for 18 years and I can say with certainty that you should not use software for anything

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    It's very strange that the cast of Clerks were once the lowest of the low in the American job market but, in the gig economy of 2020, to be a layabout in a video store seems like a magical dream of privilege

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