After fumbling with the security system for a couple of minutes, he made his way into the kitchen. He was greeted by his goddess of a wife, Hitomi.pic.twitter.com/EPMlnsagTa
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After fumbling with the security system for a couple of minutes, he made his way into the kitchen. He was greeted by his goddess of a wife, Hitomi.pic.twitter.com/EPMlnsagTa
”Hello there, honey” she said, seductively. She was wearing nothing but an apron and a pair of red panties. “I see you’ve already prepared dinner for me. Luckily for you, I’m starving.”
K went in for a kiss, and the kitchen was steamy. While they were playing tonsil hockey, K reached in and got a couple of touches on her. After 5 minutes of kissing, they started to move to the bedroom.
K ripped the apron off of Hitomi, and her massive mega milk jugs started to bounce around. While the boobs were bouncing, there was a strange metallic noise coming straight out of Hitomi. 
“What is that noise, yo?” K asked. “It’s probably just Poison Jam.” Hitomi replied hastily, as if trying to dismiss the noise. “No, it definitely came from this room.” K started to feel Hitomi, and he noticed something wrong with her back.
It felt like a little square of skin was loose. “What the hell?” K asked, confused at the situation. He lifted up the patch of skin to reveal a metal plate. K overpowered Hitomi, and removed the plate. Inside, there was a SPOOKY SKELETON piloting Hitomi. 

“Excuse me, what the fuck?” K asked, in pure disbelief at the situation. “Alright look” the little skeleton said “I’m just as afraid as you are”. K lifted the skeleton by his spine. “Are you working with the Rokkaku? What did you do to Hitomi? How long have you been doing this?pic.twitter.com/GNDXSg9XL4
I need answers, and if I feel like your lying to me, I will end your little spooky life.” “Alright look. I know you have several questions. First off, I was always Hitomi. I just was curious what it was like to be a girl”.
It was ok, by the way. I always had to be shaving, and running was a bit weird, and also I had to get used to sitting down to pee, and every month…” “Get back on topic. Are you related to the Rokakku?” “Look man. The Rokakku scares me. I would never work for them”.pic.twitter.com/6uaBdZEsWJ
One of them actually took my family into custody. Nothin much I could do about that. Feels bad yo.” “...” K didn’t fully trust this little boney boi, but he didn’t see him as being tough enough to be in the Rokakku.
“Alright. Here’s the deal. You get out of my house and out of my life, I’ll let you live.” K threatened. “That threat doesn’t really work with me, seeing as skeletons can’t die, but I’ll get out anywho. Just put me down.” K dropped him, and the little boney man left.
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