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It keeps him safe from any Rokkaku that might want to sneak in, as there are several security measures, such as a combination lock, a fingerprint scanner, a face analyzer, a explosive proof door, and a key that opens a second lock that is practically impossible to lockpick.
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After fumbling with the security system for a couple of minutes, he made his way into the kitchen. He was greeted by his goddess of a wife, Hitomi.pic.twitter.com/EPMlnsagTa
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”Hello there, honey” she said, seductively. She was wearing nothing but an apron and a pair of red panties. “I see you’ve already prepared dinner for me. Luckily for you, I’m starving.”
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K went in for a kiss, and the kitchen was steamy. While they were playing tonsil hockey, K reached in and got a couple of touches on her. After 5 minutes of kissing, they started to move to the bedroom.
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K ripped the apron off of Hitomi, and her massive mega milk jugs started to bounce around. While the boobs were bouncing, there was a strange metallic noise coming straight out of Hitomi.
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“What is that noise, yo?” K asked. “It’s probably just Poison Jam.” Hitomi replied hastily, as if trying to dismiss the noise. “No, it definitely came from this room.” K started to feel Hitomi, and he noticed something wrong with her back.
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It felt like a little square of skin was loose. “What the hell?” K asked, confused at the situation. He lifted up the patch of skin to reveal a metal plate. K overpowered Hitomi, and removed the plate. Inside, there was a SPOOKY SKELETON piloting Hitomi.
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“Excuse me, what the fuck?” K asked, in pure disbelief at the situation. “Alright look” the little skeleton said “I’m just as afraid as you are”. K lifted the skeleton by his spine. “Are you working with the Rokkaku? What did you do to Hitomi? How long have you been doing this?pic.twitter.com/GNDXSg9XL4
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I need answers, and if I feel like your lying to me, I will end your little spooky life.” “Alright look. I know you have several questions. First off, I was always Hitomi. I just was curious what it was like to be a girl”.
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It was ok, by the way. I always had to be shaving, and running was a bit weird, and also I had to get used to sitting down to pee, and every month…” “Get back on topic. Are you related to the Rokakku?” “Look man. The Rokakku scares me. I would never work for them”.pic.twitter.com/6uaBdZEsWJ
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One of them actually took my family into custody. Nothin much I could do about that. Feels bad yo.” “...” K didn’t fully trust this little boney boi, but he didn’t see him as being tough enough to be in the Rokakku.
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“Alright. Here’s the deal. You get out of my house and out of my life, I’ll let you live.” K threatened. “That threat doesn’t really work with me, seeing as skeletons can’t die, but I’ll get out anywho. Just put me down.” K dropped him, and the little boney man left. FIN
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