Jesus Christ

@jesus

Carpenter, Healer, God

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Joined October 2006
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  1. Aug 6

    Donald, Hillary — Quit it with the negative broadcasts on each other. You're preaching to your own Choirs. Lead with positivity.

    261 retweets 630 likes
  2. Aug 4

    Trying to have a DM conversation with Yoda, expecting to learn cool new parables. Turns out he's green.

    99 retweets 253 likes
  3. Jul 3

    😳 Happy fight club day tomorrow

    105 retweets 277 likes
  4. Jun 29

    Hetero Black Jew Lives Matter.

    164 retweets 358 likes
  5. Jun 19

    Ugh. As if I really needed this day

    319 retweets 614 likes
  6. Jun 15

    I am prepared to stand on the Senate floor and talk about the need to prevent gun violence for as long as I can. I've had

    14,089 retweets 31,904 likes
  7. Jun 3

    Despite what my Dad says, you will always be King, Ali.

    543 retweets 1,186 likes
  8. May 30

    Warriors going to the finals like 💃

    216 retweets 451 likes
  9. May 8

    Happy Facebook Day

    174 retweets 385 likes
  10. Apr 22

    Wait... It was Passover?

    162 retweets 514 likes
  11. Apr 21

    I fully welcome Prince to join me today as a King. Your time on Earth will be remembered.

    1,327 retweets 2,518 likes
  12. Apr 13

    I hereby declare there are no longer rules to Fight Club. Now beat the crap out of each other and tell your friends.

    436 retweets 703 likes
  13. Apr 7

    Don't be stupid enough to go out of your way to prove someone wrong

    535 retweets 757 likes
  14. Apr 7

    Be someone else's breath of fresh air.

    477 retweets 697 likes
  15. Apr 6

    It's 2016, can we please stop saying it's 2016 already?!

    178 retweets 483 likes
  16. Mar 27

    This is NOT how resurrection works y'all....

    587 retweets 1,116 likes
  17. Mar 27

    I AM the light! But sure, go ahead and have another marshmallow peep to celebrate me...

    913 retweets 1,537 likes
  18. Mar 25

    I will be out of the office until Monday with no phone or email access. If you need immediate attention please contact my dad directly

    4,089 retweets 4,639 likes
  19. Mar 25

    Well it looks like Christmas came early for Barabbas today. There go my weekend plans

    377 retweets 678 likes

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