Jesus Christ

@jesus

Carpenter, Healer, God

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Joined October 2006
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  1. Apr 17

    When I fell down from heaven!! C’mon guys. It’s not funny when I have to explain it.

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  2. Apr 17

    No, it didn’t hurt.

    86 replies . 453 retweets 3,984 likes
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  3. Apr 15

    Y’all know what day it is. See you in a few

    124 replies . 1,037 retweets 5,581 likes
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  4. Feb 26

    🇺🇦✊

    129 replies . 388 retweets 3,661 likes
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  5. Jan 14

    Christians hate this one simple trick that gets you into heaven. Love.

    169 replies . 419 retweets 3,235 likes
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  6. 25 Dec 2021

    So, same theme as last year I see.

    151 replies . 590 retweets 4,921 likes
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  7. 24 Dec 2021

    Spiked nog. Two birds, one stone.

    what shots are we doing at midnight? need to know what to eat first. cya later, J.
    42 replies . 40 retweets 509 likes
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  8. 24 Dec 2021

    A little silver tinsel and some sandals

    Replying to @jesus
    What’s the outfit for the big day? You getting all glammed up??
    23 replies . 53 retweets 511 likes
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  9. 24 Dec 2021

    I use my faucet

    Replying to @jesus
    How do you celebrate your birthday with all the bars and pubs closed?
    21 replies . 95 retweets 855 likes
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  10. 24 Dec 2021

    No need to rub it in the day before my birthday

    U know who else was single on Christmas? Jesus Christ
    30 replies . 200 retweets 1,755 likes
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  11. 18 Dec 2021

    Please, no more turtle doves this year. I can’t be everyone’s BFF

    57 replies . 74 retweets 815 likes
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  12. 29 Nov 2021

    It’s been more than that…

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    24 replies . 39 retweets 564 likes
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  13. 26 Nov 2021

    Finish up those pies because it’s time to start planning my birthday party

    106 replies . 452 retweets 2,909 likes
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  14. 28 Oct 2021

    Trimming the first two letters from my name. Y’all can now refer to me as Sus

    138 replies . 264 retweets 2,407 likes
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  15. 13 Oct 2021

    I’ll pray for you 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

    96 replies . 378 retweets 2,626 likes
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  16. 19 Sep 2021

    Dad grumpy. I still love you all.

    I dislike the majority of you.
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  17. 10 Sep 2021

    Yikes, unfollowing them now. I was a fan of their cool looking robes but, you know, the children!

    35 replies . 54 retweets 1,097 likes
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  18. 9 Sep 2021

    No. It didn’t hurt.

    52 replies . 139 retweets 1,575 likes
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  19. 28 Jul 2021

    I recommend drinking more water

    I need recommendations. Just send me whatever recommendations you have about anything.
    87 replies . 107 retweets 1,124 likes
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  20. 23 Jul 2021

    Actually… you’re both wrong

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    49 replies . 185 retweets 1,875 likes
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