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@jestom

comedian, horny trans cherub • ig • they/them

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2013.
Rođen/a 18. prosinca

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. stu 2019.

    society is so obsessed with binaries that we've convinced ourselves ass is the opposite of titties

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    This description of Imagine Me & You is pretty spot on and also relatable

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  3. prije 2 sata

    casting getting my headshot

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  4. prije 5 sati

    thinking my name is "Jen" is a microaggression

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    prije 14 sati
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    that kiss hurts my FEELINGS bro

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  8. prije 15 sati

    if the whole world was watching I would just hope the love of my life would kiss me like we've ever met before

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  10. prije 18 sati

    it's rly not fair, the baby did nothing wrong but be born half cop

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  11. prije 18 sati

    one of my childhood friends had a baby with a cop and I'm sorry but the baby is *gly

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  12. prije 21 sat

    iowa cockass is there something here

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    prije 23 sata
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    Because my brain is weird, I am now thinking of the idea of mayonnaise pâté, and I don’t think anyone would like that

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  16. 4. velj

    I tell u what, no dykes like mayo fuckin p*te

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  17. 4. velj

    I do get that my name looks kinda weird but ppl work rly hard to make it totally illegible to themselves. this past wknd someone apologized for "shortening" my name (she called me "jes") and I was like uh it's a first and last name it's fine

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    4. velj

    Friday at 730p I'll be on this great show for a great cause at The Pit. Stand Up 2020 is a great show that also doubles as a Voter Registration Drive. This is another great lineup that includes the hilarious , from HBO's Veep, myself, and Jeanine Garofolo.

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  19. 4. velj

    whenever ppl misspell/mispronounce my last name (as has happened twice in the last 12 hours) I'm like dam u rly want me to be foreign!! like it's chinese but spelled/pronounced exactly like a common western name. don't hurt urself

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  20. 3. velj

    is there any greater feeling than paying for therapy with a wad of comedy money?

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  21. 3. velj

    u guys: missionary is good bc u can look in her eyes 🥺 me: missionary is good bc she can SLAP u in the FACE

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