jess a brambles company

@jessokfine

Extremely powerful witch. Trademark holder: Cow Facts™ No criticism, only very positive feedback is welcome here I’m serious.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    I'm going to get more followers than you and then I'm going to fuck your mom.

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    6. srp 2015.

    I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]

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    10. lis 2019.

    [tommy wiseau grading college essays] oh, high mark

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  4. Ok but I do see this as an opportunity to use a dumb man’s insecurity to obtain my own goal of not allowing there to be duplicate place names Kansas City Portland Washington Springfield y’all watch your backs

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  5. My Official Rankings of Sports Football: ok...alright. 3/5 🏈 Baseball: enjoy the outfits but could do with less spitting 3/5 ⚾️ Basketball: would be more fun if they wore hats 4/5 🏀 Soccer: cannot get with the laborious pace 2/5 ⚽️ Hockey: scary and intense 5/5 🏒

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    28. srp 2013.

    the whole neigjborhood is outside in the street crazy yelling because guy across the street managed to flush a basketball down the toilet.

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    8. velj 2016.

    Now that the ball war is over let us cherish this time of ball peace.

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  8. P&G or “proctor and gamble” is the parent company of brands like pampers crest old spice gilette tide ivory mr clean pantene oral B etc and the CEO is one person named David and his net worth is about $1.6 Billion with a B

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  9. Just googled the net worth of the ceo of p&g how about u

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    15. velj 2019.

    edgar allan poe tapping, gently rapping on a chamber door: welcome back to my asmr channel

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    4. kol 2014.

    Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba

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    8. stu 2013.

    big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck

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    [first time doing standup] ME: *struggling to climb onto the stage* isn't it wild how lasagna be cake

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    9. stu 2017.

    Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

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    23. sij
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    2. velj

    invertebrate representation in the furry community seems very heavy on “bees with tits” and while I totally get it, I expected so much more

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    11. stu 2019.

    hermit crab: [shoving his ass through my living room window] me: hey. HEY! this one's taken.

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    2. pro 2018.

    the first rule of don't fight club is let's talk about it

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    2. velj

    Ladies, take your self-defense to a chic new level by replacing your pepper spray with a crème brûlée torch

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    2. stu 2015.

    me: [flashlight under chin] they say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago today! [100 years ago] witch: fuck this house

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    6. ruj 2018.

    me: the moon controls the tides and the human psyche. wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. it’s a tribute. therapist: let’s talk about your father me: no

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