Jess McGuire

@jessmcguire

Writer | Broadcaster | MC | Party DJ | Ne'er-do-well

Melbourne
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Joined November 2008
Born on March 07
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  1. 5 hours ago

    *deletes*

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  2. 6 hours ago

    Wait no one can use that screenshot to steal me hot tix can they?????????

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  4. Apr 14

    "There was like, fluid coming out of his eye" - exact moment I turned off this week's ep of This American Life (& dribbled in revulsion)

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  5. Apr 14

    Who are these people getting shit done all the time? Huh? FUCKING SHOW THEM TO ME so they can teach me their ways i am so hopeless am crying

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  6. Apr 13

    FYI I acknowledge these statements from the church against marriage equality don't represent the beliefs of most parishioners

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  7. Apr 13

    ABRIDGED: Telstra DOES likes gaybos BUT they also reckon tax avoiding pedo-protecting institutions should get a say

    Following yesterday’s debate around , I want to be clear about ’s perspective
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  8. Apr 13

    I just tried to buy 2 tix to on Sunday night and it's SOLD OUT, a million sad faces etc. (sell me your tickets, internet!)

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  9. Apr 12

    I mean, it's not like any of Telstra's "employees, customers, partners and suppliers" might also be, I dunno, queer?

    9:36 PM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
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  10. Apr 12

    And tell them that the idea of being closely associated with institutionalised child abuse and cover ups isn't so great for their brand

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  11. Apr 12

    Can't believe Telstra didn't take the opportunity to write back to the Catholic archdiocese "business manager"

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  13. Apr 12

    Woolworths is comforting stalkers and Telstra is bending to the will of Church bigots, oh, & a third of corps pay no tax. Yay, big business!

    20 retweets 9 likes
  14. Apr 12

    Just upskirted someone in the deli section of Woolies but didn't have the courage to find out anything about her personality 😖, HELP ME❤️HER

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  15. Apr 12

    TOTALLY. This is not a cute love story, it's creepy & shouldn't be egged on! He never even SPOKE to his "dream girl"

    This is the creepiest shit even latched onto by a brand hoping to go with its
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  16. Apr 12

    Lemme assure you that mushroom buying gal on the Gold Coast won't be turning up to Woolies at 7.38pm OR EVER AGAIN - she now shops at Coles.

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  17. Apr 12

    NICE CREEP SHOT, ALL WOMEN LOVE HAVING THEIR ARSE SECRETLY PHOTOGRAPHED BY STRANGERS IN THE FRUIT + VEG.

    This isn't romantic it is creepy.
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    Apr 12

    . a gal should be able to take a sec to choose between swiss brown or portobello without being made someones manic pixie dreamgirl

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  19. Apr 11

    TOOT TOOT! Feel like an easy night out this evening? Join us for pop culture trivia - it's free & heaps of prizes!

    11:48 PM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details
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