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    1. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      They have proms here but they mean outdoor classic music things, not a school dance. Except now sometimes they have school dances called proms. I give up.

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    2. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      Signing “sincerely” in an email means “fuck off”. Saying “fuck off” in a pub means “I appreciate our friendship” 98% the time and 2% of the time it is a precursor to violence.

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    3. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      If there is a mistake at a coffee shop or restaurant British people will complain to everyone but the people who could fix the issue and if asked by those people will report that everything is fine.

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    4. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      On getting off a bus saying thank you to the driver is optional until the person leaving in front of you says thank you. Then you are legally required to say it. So is everyone behind you.

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    5. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      90% of all public conflicts here are queue related. The other more serious 10% are about football or having the right shoes to get into a club.

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    6. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      People get full on arguing mad about the order you assemble breakfast items (when you put milk in when making tea or what you put first on a scone) and it does not matter at all.

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    7. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      If you mention swans to a British person they’ll tell you swans will break your arm and nod knowingly. No other information will be forthcoming on the topic.

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    8. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      Old fashioned candy shops here sell sweets with actively threatening names. Troach drops. Acid drops. Army and Navy tablets. They all taste like sugared houseplants.

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    9. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      Bathroom sink faucets in the UK often have two separate taps for the hot and cold water. Why? Fuck you, that's why.

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    10. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      If you mention a weird dream or nightmare, Britishes will ask if you ate a lot of cheese before going to bed.

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      Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      Oh god, I almost forgot the round system for drinks. On its surface, it's a commonly used system where everyone takes turns buying drinks for everyone else in their group but there are a million complex subtleties that make it confusing and delightful.

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        2. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          If you and another person are waiting to be served at a bar, you must each claim that the other person was next in line to be served when approached by staff. This process may involve several rounds of "No, you"s and is resolved via unknown means.

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        3. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 5

          I've had to mute this thread because I have work to do and y'all's beans on toast takes are too powerful for me. If you want to ask about using these Tweets in a press thing, please DM me👋. Don't bother if you work for right wing tabloids, the answer is no, sincerely.

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        2. Gonçalo Morais  😷‏ @gnclmorais Feb 4
          Replying to @jesslynnrose

          A few other things, from my experience. Weight of things/people in stone (not stoneS). Heavy safety for knives, scissors and related, but for fireworks: buy as much as you want! “Mushy peas” is not a good name for a dish.

          5 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
        3. Joel Lutman‏ @JoelLutman Feb 4
          Replying to @gnclmorais @jesslynnrose

          Only if you were born pre 1980s, the UK has embraced the metric system much more than North America. The only real imperial unit still widely used is miles per hour instead of km per hour.

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        2. Laonikos (shakuhachi)‏ @laonikoss Feb 4
          Replying to @jesslynnrose

          I still sweat from being anxious about how much milk I should put in a cup if tea I'm making for someone else

          2 replies 2 retweets 30 likes
        3. Denise Heys‏ @MissDLowe Feb 4
          Replying to @laonikoss @jesslynnrose

          Don’t forget the classic “is that too strong/weak?” When handing over a cup of tea or coffee to someone else and the reply of “no, that’s great” even if it looks vile as they don’t want to offend.

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        2. Jonathan Bennett‏ @jonobennett Feb 4
          Replying to @jesslynnrose

          You haven't even mentioned the naming of small, round pieces of bread. Which are called cobs, as everyone knows.

          5 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
        3. Anthony‏ @TheAnthonyMark Feb 4
          Replying to @jonobennett @jesslynnrose

          You mean baps?

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        1. Joe Nash‏ @jna_sh Feb 4
          Replying to @jesslynnrose

          My favourite one is how the country converted to Metric...UNLESS you're talking about: - People (stones and pounds, feet and inches) - Roads (Miles and yards) - Or the 3 vital fluids: Beer, Milk, and blood (Pints)

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        1. Julian Christopher‏ @JulianFootprint Feb 4
          Replying to @jesslynnrose

          here for (and quite proud of) most of this, especially the splendid 'sugared houseplants' line - but - beans on toast is sometimes totally the thing you need, ideally with some scrambled eggs, and you really ought to visit the white sand beaches of Northumberlandpic.twitter.com/qTUt0lGSmV

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