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    1. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      I have been living in the UK for 10 years this year. Please have a short thread of things that are still weird as hell to me 🧵

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    2. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      British people have rising intonation when they say “bye” on the phone so it’s a bouncy “byYEEE” and why do you people do that?

      238 replies 208 retweets 7,708 likes
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    3. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      Please why beans on toast there are so many other lazy foods that are actually good why is this a thing?

      337 replies 241 retweets 7,302 likes
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    4. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      People here put fish fingers (yes they mean fish sticks but I’m fine w the name part) in sandwiches which is just...why.

      413 replies 78 retweets 4,894 likes
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    5. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      Britishes pronounce “patronise” pat-row-nize but pronounce “patron” in the expected way and this divergence distresses me.

      225 replies 114 retweets 5,399 likes
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    6. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      Britishes call their fanciest private schools public schools which is weird and confusing, likely by design.

      245 replies 392 retweets 12,656 likes
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    7. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      British beaches are often just banks of sharp stones by the water and people here excitedly go to them on purpose. When you get there you can buy disappointing candy sticks called rock and seagulls will fight you.

      305 replies 1,576 retweets 21,839 likes
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      Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

      They have proms here but they mean outdoor classic music things, not a school dance. Except now sometimes they have school dances called proms. I give up.

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        2. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          Signing “sincerely” in an email means “fuck off”. Saying “fuck off” in a pub means “I appreciate our friendship” 98% the time and 2% of the time it is a precursor to violence.

          124 replies 1,256 retweets 20,662 likes
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        3. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          If there is a mistake at a coffee shop or restaurant British people will complain to everyone but the people who could fix the issue and if asked by those people will report that everything is fine.

          131 replies 1,127 retweets 21,965 likes
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        4. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          On getting off a bus saying thank you to the driver is optional until the person leaving in front of you says thank you. Then you are legally required to say it. So is everyone behind you.

          184 replies 607 retweets 14,719 likes
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        5. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          90% of all public conflicts here are queue related. The other more serious 10% are about football or having the right shoes to get into a club.

          51 replies 302 retweets 9,345 likes
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        6. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          People get full on arguing mad about the order you assemble breakfast items (when you put milk in when making tea or what you put first on a scone) and it does not matter at all.

          360 replies 128 retweets 5,877 likes
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        7. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          If you mention swans to a British person they’ll tell you swans will break your arm and nod knowingly. No other information will be forthcoming on the topic.

          439 replies 2,020 retweets 26,217 likes
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        8. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          Old fashioned candy shops here sell sweets with actively threatening names. Troach drops. Acid drops. Army and Navy tablets. They all taste like sugared houseplants.

          81 replies 200 retweets 6,691 likes
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        9. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          Bathroom sink faucets in the UK often have two separate taps for the hot and cold water. Why? Fuck you, that's why.

          313 replies 659 retweets 11,942 likes
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        10. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          If you mention a weird dream or nightmare, Britishes will ask if you ate a lot of cheese before going to bed.

          125 replies 555 retweets 15,237 likes
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        11. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          Oh god, I almost forgot the round system for drinks. On its surface, it's a commonly used system where everyone takes turns buying drinks for everyone else in their group but there are a million complex subtleties that make it confusing and delightful.

          90 replies 120 retweets 5,688 likes
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        12. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 4

          If you and another person are waiting to be served at a bar, you must each claim that the other person was next in line to be served when approached by staff. This process may involve several rounds of "No, you"s and is resolved via unknown means.

          161 replies 178 retweets 6,958 likes
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        13. Jessica Rose‏ @jesslynnrose Feb 5

          I've had to mute this thread because I have work to do and y'all's beans on toast takes are too powerful for me. If you want to ask about using these Tweets in a press thing, please DM me👋. Don't bother if you work for right wing tabloids, the answer is no, sincerely.

          156 replies 64 retweets 7,001 likes
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