Jessica Matlock

@jesslinn

Colorado Springs, CO
Joined December 2008
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  1. 10 Feb 2014

    Finally caught up on . And the most incredible thing happened... showed up on my TV. Guys, watch this show.

    4 likes
  2. Retweeted
    21 Jan 2014

    You can tell a man’s character by the firmness of his handshake, the Old Spice smell in his armpits and how he punches robot alien invaders.

    5 replies 201 retweets 157 likes
  3. Retweeted
    22 Jan 2014

    Tomorrow night we say farewell to our dear friend Troy Barnes in the only way fitting -- a campus-wide game.

    106 replies 680 retweets 632 likes
  4. 22 Jan 2014

    Oh House. Your sarcasm makes me incredibly happy.

  5. Retweeted
    17 Dec 2012

    Current wants: grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup.

    2 retweets 1 like
  6. 15 Dec 2012

    Congrats!!!!! So proud of you!

    1 reply
  7. 12 Dec 2012

    Christmas Poll: Christmas Shoes or Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer played on repeat for over 2 hours?

  8. 6 Dec 2012

    If you think about the movie Home Alone for too long, it brings up a potential Law & Order: SVU Christmas episode

  9. 6 Dec 2012

    Happier thoughts... is only 18 days away!

  10. 6 Dec 2012

    Seriously, AT&T? Why the H is your business site so effing slow?!

  11. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2012

    Ok morning, we get it. You're horrible. Settle down.

    16 replies 2,134 retweets 729 likes
  12. 4 Dec 2012

    Hey again! Just wanted to also let you know I'm a big, dumb jerk! If you have any shoes, I'll eat them for ya!

    1 reply 1 retweet
  13. 4 Dec 2012

    Hey everyone! My name is Ellie and I'm for sale because I chewed up and partially ate mom's shoe!

    2 replies 1 like
  14. 4 Dec 2012

    Guys, the only thing that should be trending after Thanksgiving is

  15. 4 Dec 2012

    I wonder if I started sobbing and throwing things around my office, they'd let me go home. Or better yet! Send me to a comfy special place

    1 reply 1 like
  16. Retweeted
    4 Dec 2012

    It's official. RT is the best tv show ever. Period.

    3 replies 28 retweets 16 likes
  17. Retweeted
    4 Dec 2012

    I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."

    3 replies 364 retweets 110 likes
  18. Retweeted
    29 Nov 2012

    How many horse tranquilizers are you allowed to give a screaming newborn?

    212 replies 620 retweets 361 likes
  19. 28 Nov 2012

    Oh Ella Fitzgerald. You are just so awesome

    1 reply
  20. Retweeted
    28 Nov 2012

    RETWEET if you really wish you were playing Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne.

    20 replies 704 retweets 61 likes

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