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A self driving car company where the rides are free but your travel data is sold to companies
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We went to comedy brunch and Amy Schumer showed up as a surprise guest and her baby was in the crowd crying at her jokes, 10/10
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There was just a Trump ad about how Trump reunites families and wow you can just say anything in politics now apparently
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I'm looking through a catalog for coin collecting accessories. I'm officially old now. Also look at my new coin binders!pic.twitter.com/wH6wVGyCXI
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Remember that time
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I asked Jake what his bike's name was. He looked at me like I was a complete idiot and said "_obviously_ Bike is short for Bichael"
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I borrowed two books from a friend and I read them in a day so I could return them but now I haven't seen him in three weeks to give them back WHAT IF HE THINKS I'M A SLOW READER HOW EMBARRASSING
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One time I was in a meeting with my director and he said "So let's say there's a director and he-" and I cut him off with "or she!" and wow why did I say that, I should think before I speak, or maybe I shouldn't, idk, whole thing was awkward
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But also I just cannot stick it out through a bad season. "Oh these two seasons are bad, but don't worry. Just 20 hours straight of boredom and it gets good again!"
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I can’t believe i was ever in high school at a point in my life. that just doesn’t seem like something I’d do
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The two I watched until the end were Lost and Game of Thrones. Not exactly encouraging me to keep sticking with shows I like.
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I have finished 2 TV shows in my life. Once I get bored, I just stop. This is
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every programming language is bad and my favorite one is the one where I'm most familiar with the ways it is bad
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Instagram literally named one of its unreleased features “What’s up Jane” I can imagine Instagram employees opened a tab of my tweets as they push this app update, waiting for this response ...What’s up too, IG engineers
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Today's a good time to remember: for homeowners in high-demand areas, there's no housing crisis at all - there's an enormous jackpot that's been raining down money on them for most of their adult lives. Your high rent is their high property values.https://twitter.com/aceckhouse/status/1222913661259239424 …
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Here's one of my favorite articles on testing: Why to avoid logic in testshttps://testing.googleblog.com/2014/07/testing-on-toilet-dont-put-logic-in.html …
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I thought I hated testing (yes, I know it's important and I do it, but it still sucks) but recently I've found myself encouraging others to write tests and teaching people best testing practices. I've become that testing guy. Shit.
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If people can look at your python code and understand it, it's too many lines. Add more lambdas.
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