Jessie

@jessiedotjs

Algo Engineer , ex-. I tweet about tech, diversity, books & stuffed bears. Opinions you agree with are my own. she/her

New York
Joined February 2010

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  1. 10 hours ago

    A self driving car company where the rides are free but your travel data is sold to companies

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  2. 12 hours ago

    We went to comedy brunch and Amy Schumer showed up as a surprise guest and her baby was in the crowd crying at her jokes, 10/10

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  3. 12 hours ago

    There was just a Trump ad about how Trump reunites families and wow you can just say anything in politics now apparently

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  4. 20 hours ago

    I'm looking through a catalog for coin collecting accessories. I'm officially old now. Also look at my new coin binders!

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  5. 20 hours ago

    Remember that time dropped the Groundhog Day groundhog and it died?

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  7. Feb 1

    I asked Jake what his bike's name was. He looked at me like I was a complete idiot and said "_obviously_ Bike is short for Bichael"

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  8. Jan 31

    I borrowed two books from a friend and I read them in a day so I could return them but now I haven't seen him in three weeks to give them back WHAT IF HE THINKS I'M A SLOW READER HOW EMBARRASSING

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  9. Jan 31

    One time I was in a meeting with my director and he said "So let's say there's a director and he-" and I cut him off with "or she!" and wow why did I say that, I should think before I speak, or maybe I shouldn't, idk, whole thing was awkward

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  10. Jan 31

    But also I just cannot stick it out through a bad season. "Oh these two seasons are bad, but don't worry. Just 20 hours straight of boredom and it gets good again!"

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    22 Sep 2019

    I can’t believe i was ever in high school at a point in my life. that just doesn’t seem like something I’d do

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  12. Jan 31

    The two I watched until the end were Lost and Game of Thrones. Not exactly encouraging me to keep sticking with shows I like.

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  13. Jan 31

    I have finished 2 TV shows in my life. Once I get bored, I just stop. This is

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    Jan 31

    every programming language is bad and my favorite one is the one where I'm most familiar with the ways it is bad

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    Jan 31

    Instagram literally named one of its unreleased features “What’s up Jane” I can imagine Instagram employees opened a tab of my tweets as they push this app update, waiting for this response ...What’s up too, IG engineers 😘 Please post this on *that workplace group*

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    Today's a good time to remember: for homeowners in high-demand areas, there's no housing crisis at all - there's an enormous jackpot that's been raining down money on them for most of their adult lives. Your high rent is their high property values.

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  17. Jan 31

    Here's one of my favorite articles on testing: Why to avoid logic in tests

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  18. Jan 31

    WRITE BETTER TESTS DAMMIT

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  19. Jan 31

    I thought I hated testing (yes, I know it's important and I do it, but it still sucks) but recently I've found myself encouraging others to write tests and teaching people best testing practices. I've become that testing guy. Shit.

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  20. Jan 30

    If people can look at your python code and understand it, it's too many lines. Add more lambdas.

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