The borderline erotic charge of discovering three old, soft carrots in the vegetable drawer and knowing exaaaaactly what to do with them.
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I could probably asphyxiate a lesser man with my thigh muscles does that count
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WAY too overtly, inarguably sexy, Caroline.
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Excuse me, that is sexy as fuck.
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I, meanwhile, think my speedy one-finger typing style is arousingly reckless and devil-may-care.
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"You are stock, you are broth, you are broth-stock" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7I3C-B1g8U …
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I certainly count being able to talk at great length about The Fall as one of mine. I have numerous lucky exes that can attest to this.
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As always, you knew what you were doing with this post, Kiang. And as always, I'm here for it. For me, I don't know, never being shook or rankled by anything. "Never let 'me see you sweat out on the stage, kid!"
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I don't believe that for a minute. Fess up! You have to have some random habit that you know logically is probably annoying or twee but deep down you actually think is really awesome.
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smartphonelessness.
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Oh that's a good one, because you really do think it's hot and it's really, *really* not.
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