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@jessicacoen

Editor in Chief, . Sleep enthusiast. Fairly competent.

Joined March 2008

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  1. Can you buy fixed soccer match results on the dark net? A reporter did just that.

  2. I’ve heard this sort of speech a lot in the last 15 years and trust me, it doesn’t sound any better in Russian.

  3. Not mincing words, are we?

  4. Best part about the Brexit is the deluge of photos featuring horrified Britons at pubs

  5. As Bernie says he'll vote for Clinton, Sanders' online army prepares for a revolution without him

  6. Puppies vs. Robots is up and running; chihuahua to race first and she’s getting ready to rumble.

  7. Brace yourselves: at 3pm 's puppies vs. robots maze race will be on Facebook Live. Real puppies, real robots, real insane.

  8. Oh good, a new Slack bot that makes the app even *more* distracting

  9. “If I had more time, this taco joint would look like a fucking chalupa”

  10. Seriously, this dude is “sealing” the joint with a blowtorch.

  11. It’s just past 420pm—perfect time to learn how to roll a taco joint with Vocativ on FB live!

  12. Remember Lonelygirl15? 10 years later, this is what's become of that girl in the bedroom

  13. If a drunk dude at a sailing event starts talking to you and opens with, “I’m not a racist, but” he is most definitely a racist.

  14. Sad day for media. But maybe Ziff Davis will resurrect Oddjack?

  15. Kittens up 2-0 in the great KITTENS VS ROBOTS maze races. Suck it, Skynet.

  16. Happening right now, the event of the century—KITTENS VS. ROBOTS: THE MAZE

  17. In a matter of minutes, kittens will be racing robots on Facebook Live. This is really happening.

  18. Important weekend reading: This dude is the Leonardo da Vinci of Crying Jordan artists

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