Jess Cayne Urick

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but the fact that I’ve never been invited to a gender reveal party means I’ve cut the right people out.

if i were shania twain, i would tweet “let’s go girls” every single morning for the rest of my life

So basically America has adapted to working, living, operating in A WHOLE PANDEMIC. I’m guilty of this also, but it just hit me, that we made living with Covid-19 our new normal instead of trying to get rid of it completely like other countries have done.. our minds are so warped

If you guys want to cancel me over something, this ain’t it chief. You can enjoy alcohol and also think overindulgent alcohol culture is bad.https://twitter.com/chinaelevy/status/1303159522144460801 …

To those of you going “DON’T YOU DRINK?”Yes. I do. There’s nothing wrong with drinking. There is something wrong wit the culture of making alcohol a tool to get through life. That’s not healthy. I had issues with drinking, so you can fuck off if you want to throw that in my face.

I will be thrilled when alcoholism is no longer a cultural norm in America. “Wine mom” culture is not healthy, wearing a shirt about drinking in the morning is not cute and Nashville culture is so reliant on it... it bums me out.

Nothing is worse than trying to gossip with a straight guy.

I love how lol went from meaning "laughing out loud" to meaning "I'm having a nervous breakdown oh well"

I said “Save The Whales” not “Fuck All The Other Fish” From my 70 year old buddy Richard. I think he is on to something

But the internet told us he's just a slap hitter...https://twitter.com/FOXSportsBraves/status/1302686803200180227 …

I think we should all collectively agree that no one gets to add a year to their age this year. Never happened.

one thing about me, imma listen to some indie music while drinking my fruity alcohol and start yearning. idk what for...but imma yearn regardless

I think the media has a responsibility for how they shape the narrative on election night. There should not be a single state colored red or blue on a map until all votes are counted probably many weeks after election night.