Jessica Eve Kennedy

@jessevekennedy

Writer & runner. Just trying to get a little pasta in an uncivilised world. ()

Bournemouth, UK.
Joined May 2009

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  1. After posting this lovely pic for I've since noticed my black eye & am 70% sure bro is to blame

  2. How do I make sure a message is not perceived as hostile without adding an innocuous though insincere "lol"? A real quandary.

  3. My brother just created a game he's calling "Marimba That Song?" where I have to identify songs from their marimba remixes. Patent pending.

  4. My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why

  5. I don't always get to 10,000 steps but when I do it, I DO IT.

  6. Imagine if Anakin had a brother named Bob and Empire Strikes Back ended with Darth Vader saying, "I am your father... and Bob's your uncle!"

  7. Me: You know, Daisy Ridley was in Casualty. Brother: So was Harrison Ford.

  8. Someone asked me if I drink tea again today so I replied, "I don't drink tea, I spill it", which doesn't sound cute unless you're on Tumblr.

  9. Two for two on female leads in current phase of Star Wars movies. Related: as far as my interest goes, hey Marvel...

  10. A Green Wing reunion, a West Wing reunion... all of my wings are coming back together and I'm flying.

  11. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨WEST WING REUNION 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

  12. At athletics training tonight, someone yelled "lunge!" and I heard "lunch!" Such focus.

  13. I had to sit next to the CEO of my work at a boardroom meeting earlier. Those are some very adult words, you guys.

  14. When I start typing in a search bar and my previous searches come up, why does it always feel like I'm being called out?

  15. I have a very nerdy and very serious question: are the Star Wars bonus features only on the blu-ray and not the DVD?

  16. "We're planning to finish work eight minutes early" is the most tragically adult YOLO.

  17. ...Okay, I am Junk.

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