Jesse Sucks

@jessesucks

Musician, comedian and co-host of Cheeky Shenanigans Podcast

Snohomish, WA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    1. ožu 2019.

    1. Get veterinary license 2. Start own practice specializing in lizards and snakes, called “A Reptile Dysfunction” 3. Profffffffit

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  2. 5. velj

    Alright, enough politics for now, or I'll just keep getting angry. Who got laid recently? (I'll count any activity since the work week began, that way I can raise my hand too)

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  3. 5. velj

    I just truly, sincerely hope that people who were just voting against Hillary last election have seen the results and decide to vote for a real president this year.

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  4. 5. velj

    Huge props to for ignoring his party allegiance in favor of voting for his national allegiance - the would be much better off with more people like him in positions of authority

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  5. 5. velj

    And the entire trial was a sham - no witnesses? None of this is surprising in a day when we have a petulant, stubborn, ignorant and screaming child in the Oval Office, but god damn is it infuriating

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  6. 5. velj

    Our system is fucking broken. politics aren't democratic, it's a sham. The majority of Americans know damn well Trump shouldn't be acquitted, and yet because our reps can only seem to vote for or against their own party instead of their conscience, he's still there

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  7. 5. velj

    Apparently is planning to award the medal of freedom. I think we can all agree that if gives a medal based on courage, integrity or good works, that award is basically sarcastic

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  8. 4. velj

    So, how many more times we gotta see headlines like this about weeks, months or entire years before the rest of you idiots accept that scientists are right, is real, and we have to stop it now or screw ourselves forever? How many more? Give me a number

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    4. velj

    Overheard: “If they want to make this fun, Iowa Dems should release the caucus results about 15 minutes into the State of the Union.”

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  10. 4. velj

    HAHAHA - the commercial was absolutely hilarious, and this just completes it

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  11. 3. velj

    Yeah, if you don't like or RT this, your inner child is dead, you clearly hate dogs, dislike pina coladas, fart in elevators and pick your nose while in traffic. Don't be like that. Help bring back

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  12. 3. velj

    I complain a LOT on here, mostly because I post on here far more than Facebook. However, today has been absolutely amazing, such a huge weight lifted off my mind and heart, and you guys deserve to see those updates as well

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  13. 30. sij
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  14. 30. sij

    This is why the electoral college system is broken in 2020 - it may have worked to balance urban and rural voting a long time ago, but why should citizens of S Dakota have their votes count 45 times to 1 of someone in CA or NY? it just doesn't make sense nor reflect a majority

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  15. 30. sij

    Gearing up for the new season of ! If you're interested, we've done a few concept episodes to fill the gap between seasons, and would love to hear feedback!

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  16. 30. sij

    And now the other side of the coin: despite our struggles and her many chances to walk away from me, she hasn't and won't. I just need to learn how to trust better and focus on the good things when it's all going wrong. I just wish I was stronger

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  17. 29. sij

    We all express and accept love differently. Maybe the way she used to express it simply isn't possible right now, but it feels like it is and she's not choosing to. Maybe that's where I'm wrong, and in these moments I always look first at where I'm possibly wrong

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  18. 29. sij

    I just wish I was better at knowing the right thing to do to protect myself and actually do it. Right now the only way I can be happy is by holding on to what's hurting me

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  19. 29. sij

    It's also unfair to assume or impose your own values and qualities onto someone else. I'm an emotional infant with no long-term relationship experience, and all I want is to understand, but I only ask what's up when I'm hurting

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  20. 29. sij

    I'm caught between what they say and what they do. If you say you love someone, I associate certain actions with that claim that simply aren't being fulfilled. But I acknowledge my expectations might be skewed

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  21. 29. sij

    I can sleep knowing I'm fulfilling my word and keeping faith that things will get better, but I also know that I've never had the confidence and self-respect required to walk away from someone I love, even if the situation has become toxic

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