1/ Now that I've sent an article I needed to get up to copy, I need to tell you about the dark underbelly of Rocky Mountain National Park
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2/ I just spent two days there and it was glorious, BUT what the park rangers and lamestream media won't tell you is that the chipmunks
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3/ there are total assholes. Any time you sit down on one of the park's many lovely rocky outcroppings, you are accosted by a gang of
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4/ chipmunks who have learned that while humans will endlessly blow other *humans* apart for like being the wrong religion or whatever,
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5/ as soon as a cute animal wrinkles its nose at us, we will empty our life savings to buy it snacks. These chipmunks are cute for the
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6/ first 5 minutes but quickly became horrible. In conclusion: chipmunks are overrated and I hope the Park Service kills them all.
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7/ Oh, and here is video evidence of me being bullied by a chipmunk who is a jerk.pic.twitter.com/nz0SY8kPTr
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