@jessesingal ...you won't believe what happens next, Jesse!
Just realized horrible viral headlines are way more fun if you imagine ", [reader's actual first name]" tacked on at end. Try it!
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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