The subway is less disgusting if you think of that thing on the seat as a "Certified Pre-Owned" condom.
@ElonYouSoCrazy BAM. Time to file this one away under "completed jokes."
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@jessesingal Done and done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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