The subway is less disgusting if you think of that thing on the seat as a "Certified Pre-Owned" condom.
@ElonYouSoCrazy At least it doesn't have that new-condom smell
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@jessesingal And it's been through a one point inspection process. -
@ElonYouSoCrazy BAM. Time to file this one away under "completed jokes." - Show replies
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