Where are my pants?

@Jesserivera001

Was about to conquer the world, but didn't do laundry this week. And there's leftover cake in the fridge. I think today is booked.

Long Beach, California
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  1. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    "A woman conducted her aerobics class in Myanmar without realizing a coup was taking place. Behind her, a military convoy arrives at parliament."

    1:49
    Una mujer hizo su clase de aerobic sin darse cuenta de que estaban dando el golpe de Estado en Myanmar. Y pues puede verse como el convoy de militares llega al parlamento.
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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 24
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    At some point during the late 70's and 80's, conservative economists started selling the idea that labor was a cost to cut rather than a resource to cultivate.

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    Jan 18

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  4. Jan 15

    Wow.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 14

    The strongest people I know: - fast regularly - love unendingly - complain sparingly - exercise aggressively Strong people achieve their goals. Weak people make excuses.

    9 replies 47 retweets 325 likes
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  6. Jan 10

    Trump supporters: Trump is playing 3D chess. You just understand how he is orchestrating this revolution. Trump: What does the horsey do again?

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  7. 15 Dec 2020

    Just because.

    1:18
    I had a request to repost this (from the early days of the pandemic). Obliged.
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  8. 13 Dec 2020

    Wow.

    This brilliantly-designed billboard for "Dracula" has a bunch of stakes in it, which gradually -- as the sun goes down -- cast a shadow in the shape of Dracula himself
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  9. 3 Dec 2020

    "The process is the punishment."

    unsurprisingly, the unprosecutable, politically motivated criminal charge against me has been dismissed. i’m sure the cops who tackled me on the steps of a church knew there was no crime to convict me of, but the process is the punishment.
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  10. 25 Nov 2020

    Amen brother. Chapter and verse.

    Replying to @TheFoodTruckCEO
    Sharing this post with my 6 year old monster of a crust waster
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  11. Retweeted
    22 Nov 2020

    I want to live in a country where Colin Kaepernick is seen as a hero and Kyle Rittenhouse is seen as a terrorist.

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  12. 15 Nov 2020

    NEWS FLASH: cancels Christmas.

    CNN's liberal 'journalist' Jake Tapper: 'Christmas is probably not gonna be possible' this year
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  13. 15 Nov 2020

    That's how I feel when I get my head scratched.

    Watch how a simple head scratcher can make all in the world right for a moment...chills. 🥰
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  14. 31 Oct 2020

    Finally got a new headshot. Not enough grey hair in the old one.

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  15. Retweeted
    6 Sep 2020

    After serving 6 years in the Army — and 20 years in the Navy - this hero retires and she walked out like this. I’m here for all of it.🌎❤️💥🇺🇸

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  16. 5 Sep 2020

    Binging on Law and Order: Criminal Intent. Still good the 2nd time around. .

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  17. 2 Sep 2020

    Love this.

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    This is for all artists, as well as anyone really when they hate the job they are on.
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  18. Retweeted
    15 Jun 2020

    Teachers are paying out of pocket for school supplies, yet police are given extra tanks. Budgets convey priorities. We should question ours.

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  19. 13 May 2020

    I know a guy that can do it cheaper.

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  20. 22 Apr 2020

    I've watched about 8 times. Never gets old.

    Rewatching The West Wing... 2nd time for me, 345th time for my husband. Awestruck by the brilliance of these actors. in a scene w can somehow smile with just his eyes, which I always thought was a thing that only happens in books
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