Jesse

@JesseReitsma

Node.js developer.

The Netherlands
jessereitsma.nl
Joined February 2012
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  1. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2016

    time zones are crazy. people in LA are still in 2016, my friends in Australia are in 2017, and some people here in TX are stuck in 1943.

    422 replies . 69,985 retweets 168,246 likes
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    30 Dec 2016

    When you're about to commit a sin but remember Allah is watching you

    78 replies . 3,716 retweets 5,189 likes
  3. Retweeted
    13 Dec 2016

    "Hm, worked in tests when I poured water directly into drain"

    50 replies . 2,527 retweets 3,376 likes
  4. Retweeted
    3 Dec 2016

    spotify's "thanks 2016, it's been weird" ad campaign is brilliant.

    211 replies . 90,172 retweets 146,365 likes
  5. Retweeted
    29 Nov 2016

    I lol’d

    16 replies . 557 retweets 884 likes
  6. Retweeted
    24 Nov 2016

    so I just came out to my sister and

    91 replies . 10,048 retweets 20,135 likes
  7. Retweeted
    14 Nov 2016

    YALL I LOOKED THROUGH THE REFLECTION OF MY GLASS SLIDING DOOR AND I THOUGHT MY DOG WAS CHILLIN ON FIRE BUT IT WAS JUST THE FIRE PIT OUTSIDE

    518 replies . 105,806 retweets 259,416 likes
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    30 Oct 2016

    Rtd, Coolsingel melding via 112 over de betaling van een hamburger. Melder wil de bacon niet betalen omdat hij deze niet lust.

    11 replies . 192 retweets 174 likes
  9. Retweeted
    24 Oct 2016

    Why is my vacuum cleaner uploading 25MB of data? Who am I DDOSing? This sucks.

    109 replies . 1,950 retweets 2,392 likes
  10. Retweeted
    20 Oct 2016

    Accurate

    10 replies . 655 retweets 670 likes
  11. Retweeted
    14 Oct 2016

    Whoever designed these LEGO bags deserves a pay rise

    168 replies . 40,353 retweets 58,663 likes
  12. Retweeted
    30 Sep 2016

    This is soooooooo cool RT Mad how movies are filmed nowadays

    9 replies . 838 retweets 1,230 likes
  13. Retweeted
    27 Sep 2016

    I love seeing the leaves change colors in Los Angeles in the fall.

    474 replies . 67,756 retweets 158,898 likes
  14. Retweeted
    20 Sep 2016

    Аааааааа!!!1

    63 replies . 1,546 retweets 3,574 likes
  15. Retweeted
    13 Sep 2016

    4-year-old: I want to stay home all the time. Me: Everyone has to leave their house sometimes. 4: Turtles don't. Touché.

    26 replies . 1,204 retweets 4,549 likes
  16. Retweeted
    8 Sep 2016

    This is why Samsung recalled the Galaxy Note 7. Don’t be an idiot; get yours replaced NOW.

    45 replies . 686 retweets 368 likes
  17. Retweeted
    6 Sep 2016

    Breaking the production server and failover at the same time

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  18. 8 Aug 2016

    Crisis? Of begint de disco straks? Beetje donker. Wel sfeervol. Volgende keer neem ik kaarsjes mee.

    2 replies . 2 likes
  19. 4 Aug 2016

    De trein botst even tegen een andere trein. Nobody gives a damn.

  20. 4 Aug 2016

    Ah, Utrecht CS.. Mooi om te zien dat het hier nog steeds een enorme bouwput is.

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