Jesse Popp

@jessepopp

I am a high school graduate with one bowling trophy.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Aug 11

    Birthday Nerds

    12:29 AM - 11 Aug 2015 · Details
    7 favorites
  2. Aug 9

    Who books ? What kind of Infotainment credits do you need?

    1 favorite
  3. Aug 9

    Just watched Charlie Rose do a story on 60 Minutes about TED Talks. I am ready 2 B hip!

    1 favorite
  4. Aug 9

    FREEZE FRAME: "Boys, y'all True Detectives are in a true pickle now." (Dukes of Hazzard theme plays). Wow, great ending!

    1 favorite
  5. Aug 9

    Is Grape Nuts on Twitter? They might wanna take a look at this shit.

    6:16 PM - 9 Aug 2015 · Details
    2 favorites
  6. Aug 8

    Whenever Jose Canseco posts video of himself crushing a slow pitch softball, I wonder if he forgot he won an MVP in the majors.

    5 favorites
  7. Aug 6

    Oh no, just saw this. Only 20 more minutes to throw a party.

    11:41 PM - 6 Aug 2015 · Details
    2 favorites
  8. Aug 6

    ISIS IS ALREADY IN AMERICA!

    8:03 PM - 6 Aug 2015 · Details
    1 favorite
  9. Jesse Popp followed , , and
    • Moby Dick
      @MobyDickatSea

      Moby-Dick, by Herman Melville. Loose fish and fast fish, tweeting on the same line.

    • extremely online guy
      @nickmullen

      completely logged in, bitch

  10. Aug 1

    Today I talked to a car salesman who mentioned that he doesn't get starstruck because he's met El DeBarge and the sidekick from Fall Guy.

    3 favorites
  11. Jul 31

    I think this place might be Straightedge.

    10:54 PM - 31 Jul 2015 · Details
  12. Jul 31

    . Will U buy my script? USA stops hunting so much a moose becomes Prez and you have to shoot it and play a concert. "Coup d'éNuge"

    3 favorites
  13. Jul 31

    Oh no, wait until they hear about True Detective Season Two!

    Anthropologists will make contact with remote tribe in the Amazon jungle
    3 favorites
  14. Jul 30

    Goodbye, cruel world.

    11:16 PM - 30 Jul 2015 · Details
    4 favorites
  15. Jul 30

    I stepped away from my TV for awhile and now Meryl Streep is smooching on Alan Alda.

    3 favorites
  16. Jul 29

    One funny thing about sports is that you can get traded to a different job.

    2 retweets 5 favorites
  17. Jul 29

    If casinos took futures bets on what the Internet will get mad about, a Dentist/Lion parlay probably would've paid 20,000/1.

    2 retweets 5 favorites
  18. Jul 27

    It's confounding that this episode of Forensic Files made literally zero mentions of butts.

    10:27 PM - 27 Jul 2015 · Details
    3 favorites
  19. Jul 27

    Don't even try to steal my tweets. I write these all out longhand with my own blood on a notarized copy of that day's newspaper.

    1 favorite
  20. Jul 26

    Let's get a Wade Boggs Matrix reboot.

    10:45 AM - 26 Jul 2015 · Details
    2 favorites

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