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Jesse Mallory
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Colorado, USAJoined August 2010
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Watching your son meticulously clean his room in his VR game knowing his actual room looks like a tornado went through it.
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AFPF filed a (FOIA) lawsuit against the & for
➡️Failing to produce records on the Admin’s abuse of the SPR
➡️The alleged request that OPEC+ hold production cuts until after midterms
➡️'s plan for a possible export ban on crude oil/refined products
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AFP-Iowa Applauds Passage of Students First Act:
"This signature bill puts Iowa families in the driver’s seat of their children’s education and gives students the greatest opportunity to succeed."
Read more here: americansforprosperity.org/afp-iowa-appla
#ialegis #IApolitics #schoolchoicenow
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The people that have almost hit me blowing through red lights and stop signs have never been teens. Or the hit and run on me this morning. Don't feel like this is going to do much except increase business for driving schools and increasing fees. #coleg
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If you don’t know what’s wrong with this picture, you shouldn’t be allowed to cover anything about guns.
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Coaches work long hours and there is basically no offseason. Coaches work year-round to keep up with the competition, plan for new rosters and adjust schemes.
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Crack open a history book. Definitely not the worst the world has seen.
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The world is so out of control right now… people saying the end is coming soon 
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I remember Hick saying he would never go to Washington. Nearly every elected official says "I only love my state" until an opportunity to go to DC comes along.
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Who do you want to see run for president in 2024?
Opinion | "Gov. Jared Polis gets credit for being a rare progressive with a strong libertarian streak who has delivered on every major campaign promise he’s ever made." trib.al/8Twu8a0
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A team tried to do this once. I said, “Kick the ball. They’ll get the hint or get hit. Either works.”
I feel like the Kool-Aid Man is more vulnerable than this chart let’s on. And is there a “no magic” agreement with the leprechaun?
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This is something that’s hard for some to hear
#DearCongress How will you be defined? Like those before you, will you be known for partisanship and political theater? Or will you help solve the economic crises of our time? americansforprosperity.actcentr.com/ContactOfficia
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As 2023 begins, maintains his sizable lead in #regulations & paperwork burden. This is not the way to boost supply and create #abundance. americanactionforum.org/week-in-regula
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TABOR, the Taxpayer's Bill of Rights, is extremely popular in Colorado. Without it, Democrats could throw off spending limits, stop all our tax refunds, and waste even more.
Of course, they're already trying to take TABOR away -- again -- this year. Let's stop them. #copolitics
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Glad to see talking about income tax relief and TABOR refunds (even if he didn't use the name). We can get the income tax to zero. Let's keep working at it. #coleg #copolitics
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We agree @GovofCO lets work to drive our income tax to zero and ensure the #coleg protects #TABOR refunds. dpo.st/3w7Emzt
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People still pouring into the TABOR celebration
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I love how the left screams "it's not about both sides" until their favorite elected does something wildly stupid and they want to deflect attention.
How about we demand both parties handle classified documents with more care? Even the one we like.
Just a thought. #copolitics
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Appreciate Gov. sharing his thoughts on what is working in #Mississippi in a exclusive. Please give it a gander (or read). #msleg
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Newly released image of Jupiter from NASA
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Thank you for having me on to talk about the online game from titled “Taxed and Furious” #coleg taxedandfurious.com
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No big deal, huh?
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“Classified materials, next to your Corvette? What were you thinking?"
BIDEN: "My Corvette's in a locked garage, okay? So it's not like they're sitting out on the street."
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Just a few months ago the #coleg said Coloradans were in desperate need of their TABOR refunds. Only a few months later their tone has changed. #copolitics #TABOR
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Bad coaching like this is going to force shot clocks in HS instagram.com/reel/CnDzU00qX
Democratic-backed laws and initiatives amount to a tsunami of higher taxes, new fees and paycheck cuts for Colorado in 2023
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#copolitics #coleg #cogov #Denver #Colorado #AxiosDenver
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This brought me considerable joy after sitting near the Clippers super fan at Summer League.
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NUGGETS BLOW OUT CLIPPERS BY 31, 122-91!
Play of the night? Bones Hyland’s no-look layup then “how did I just do that” look into the camera 
Wish we could get a follow up
Rent control will absolutely makes things much, much worse.
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Rent control leads to less and worse housing—the exact opposite of what we need! If you want lower housing costs, fully legalize the construction and use of residential properties. More freedom, not more bureaucracy and central controls. #copolitics #coleg denverpost.com/2023/01/05/col
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The #coleg loves to play games – like when they voted to delay the gas tax increase until AFTER the November elections. So, we decided to make a game of our own to remind people what they did.
Play Taxed and Furious 🕹️ by clicking here --> bit.ly/3vHNRF6
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Every cornerback and safety after a blatant pass interference call
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The Taxpayer's Bill of Rights (TABOR) is a great thing. Which is why 78% of Coloradans support it. #coleg
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Colorado is refunding nearly $4 billion to taxpayers because of TABOR caps.
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Not having to use four wheel drive when I get downtown would be nice. Westminster actually clears the streets. Makes a huge difference.
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Streets don’t plow themselves, and the city of Denver rarely plows them either. For days after every snowstorm, huge swaths of the city are left to fend for themselves: no plows, no deicing, no matter how much snow.
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. closes out 2022 with a substantial lead in regulatory costs and paperwork burden. All this #regulation is creating headwinds for the economy going into 2023. Not good given Fed policy to fight #inflation and potential global economic slowdown. americanactionforum.org/week-in-regula
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